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Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help.  Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their suggestions will be perfect, but it will be the best they've got.  Jake and Gareth also occasionally bring on a friend, peer or even an expert to help along the way. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.

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Episodes

  • 62: I'm Milwaukin' Here! with Lisa Gilroy

    On this episode of the We're Here to Help podcast, the hosts discuss a dilemma involving a controlling member, Darla, within a local book club. The caller shares concerns about Darla's insistence on hosting meetings at her inconvenient apartment and her frustrations with members' schedules. The caller considers reaching out to gauge others' thoughts and potentially starting a new club without Darla.

    The hosts offer perspectives on how to address Darla's behavior, whether through direct confrontation or strategically managing the situation. They advise the caller to closely observe Darla's conduct at the next meeting and have an "escape plan" prepared, while considering relocating the club meetings or initiating a new club if Darla remains inflexible.

    Mar 18, 2024

  • 61: Are You Going To Do This Madness?

    The hosts of "We're Here to Help" delve into some unorthodox situations in this episode. First, Zach opens up about exacting revenge on friends for teasing him following an embarrassing outdoor bathroom incident. His solution? Serve laxative-laced food at a soccer game to elicit shared humiliation.

    In a more lighthearted segment, Luke seeks advice for promoting his "Suits and Wigs" bar crawl event concept. The hosts offer tips on building buzz through social media, a dedicated website, and fostering a sense of tradition around the event. Their guidance aims to turn Luke's vision into an annual Los Angeles party tradition.

    Mar 14, 2024

  • 60: Craggily Hand with D’Arcy Carden

    In this episode of We're Here to Help, the hosts D'Arcy Carden and Jake Johnson offer advice for a listener who unexpectedly discovered explicit content involving her sister and brother-in-law on a dating app. They present strategies for tactfully addressing the uncomfortable situation while prioritizing the listener's well-being.

    Additionally, the episode explores approaches to using dating apps, with comedian Gareth Reynolds sharing the "carpet bombing" technique he employs while touring, and a listener providing insights from her own experiences as a comedian using these platforms. The conversation navigates the complexities of modern digital interactions and relationships.

    Mar 11, 2024

  • 59: Spraying Mess

    In this episode of We're Here to Help, Jake Johnson and Gareth Reynolds humorously take on two relatable predicaments. The first involves Connor's conflict with an inconsiderate roommate who monopolizes shared living spaces. The hosts propose creative strategies for reclaiming the environment in a playful manner.

    They then offer advice to Jamie, who feels uncomfortable passing gas around her boyfriend since moving in together. While injecting levity into the awkward situation, Johnson and Reynolds emphasize the importance of open communication for navigating personal boundaries within relationships.

    Throughout the episode, the hosts demonstrate their knack for collaborative problem-solving and witty banter, creating an engaging atmosphere for listeners.

    Mar 7, 2024

  • 58: There’s Always an Alpha (And It’s Not Me) with Josh Peck

    In this episode of the "We're Here to Help" podcast, hosts Jake Johnson and Gareth Reynolds, along with guest Josh Peck, engage in light-hearted storytelling and share humorous anecdotes. They concoct an elaborate, fictional tale to explain a caller's mundane knee injury, incorporating chaotic elements like a dinosaur-themed escape room.

    The conversation also delves into the natural comedic flair of children, with the hosts reflecting on moments when their kids exhibited an amusing yet innocent lack of understanding when using inappropriate language or mimicking adult behaviors. The hosts and caller trade personal "war stories" revolving around unusual injuries and their children's priceless utterances.

    Mar 4, 2024