Ranked #15 in Mindfuck, Ranked #16 in Abuse — see more rankings.
When it was over, there were a lot of questions.
The detectives were embarrassed but they still wanted answered, "How did a 15-year-old runaway successfully pose as a world traveled countess?"
The newspapers turned it back on them, practically sneering, "How did she do it while under investigation by the FBI, DEA, and Interpol?"
The Mafia had been demanding the same thing for six months, "What is your real name?"
And the psychologists asked the question they always ask, "Why?"
It’s the why of it that will keep a girl in trouble. more
The detectives were embarrassed but they still wanted answered, "How did a 15-year-old runaway successfully pose as a world traveled countess?"
The newspapers turned it back on them, practically sneering, "How did she do it while under investigation by the FBI, DEA, and Interpol?"
The Mafia had been demanding the same thing for six months, "What is your real name?"
And the psychologists asked the question they always ask, "Why?"
It’s the why of it that will keep a girl in trouble. more
Rankings by Category
Assuming Names is ranked in the following categories:
- #32 in Comedy
- #39 in Crime
- #48 in Drugs
- #17 in Fun
- #17 in Funny
- #36 in Page-Turner
- #20 in Recommended
- #53 in Suspense
- #91 in Thought-Provoking
- #50 in True Crime