This podcast episode delves into an unconventional collection of topics. The hosts initially explore the slime craze, discussing its unique textures and the growing influence of TikTok videos featuring the sensory substance. They reveal a fondness for slime products from small businesses and DIY kits.
The conversation then shifts to a humorous discussion about the hosts' candy preferences, particularly gum flavors and textures. Joe Santagato provides insights into his affinity for candies like Big League Chew and Bubble Yum, while playfully contemplating the unconventional use of certain candies.
The episode also touches on children's media, with the hosts critiquing and appreciating various shows, including Australian programs and YouTube offerings. They humorously ponder the prospect of inviting a children's performer as a guest while acknowledging the occasional mature themes in their discussions.
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Joe Santagato and Frank explore the phenomenon of slime, a popular sensory substance primarily used for family entertainment. Joe describes slime as "viscous" and notes its slow movement as part of its unique charm, influenced by TikTok videos featuring slime being scooped like ice cream. Frank joins the conversation by sharing his family's interest in slime, divulging a $100 purchase of various slimes that serve as a collective family activity. They also discuss their support for small businesses producing slime and DIY kits, with one featuring a cactus theme. Joe mentions a slime brand, "peachy babies," which rose to prominence after Kim Kardashian bought their product, jokingly calling himself and Kim Kardashian "slime boys" because of their common interest in the substance.
Joe Santagato humorously discusses his preferences in candy, focusing on gum flavors and textures. He names Big League Chew as a favorite, reminisces about chewing Hubba Bubba, and mentions the unique texture of Dentyne Ice cubes and the flavors of darker Bubble Yum and watermelon-flavored Bubble Bub, which are ideal for blowing bubbles. He briefly touches on the digestive implications of swallowing gum in a lighthearted manner. Joe also playfully considers the possibility of incorporating candy into sexual experiences, assessing the use of peach rings, bubblegum, and Tootsie Rolls in this context. However, he emphasizes the importance of cautiousness due to the risks involved with melting candy, comparing the temperature of melted sugar to lava.
Joe Santagato criticizes and appreciates various facets of children's media with a blend of humor and insight. He comments on the distinctiveness of Australian kids' shows, mentioning "Bananas in pajamas" and mistaking "Teletubbies" for an Australian show, while also acknowledging "Big Bluey." The conversation segues to the valuable content for children available on YouTube. Joe and Frank consider inviting Miss Rachel, a children's performer, onto their show but express doubt, assuming her team would likely decline due to the mature themes often present in their discussions. The hosts inject humor into the review by recounting an anecdote involving costumed characters being inappropriately approached by inebriated middle-aged women at a Disney theme park.
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Slime, a non-edible but popular sensory substance, garners attention for its unique texture and the role it plays as a family activity, as discussed by Joe Santagato and Frank.
Joe Santagato speaks to the appeal of slime by describing it as "viscous" and expresses fascination with how it moves slowly, suggesting that its texture and behavior are integral to its appeal. Furthering his interest in slime, Joe mentions seeing videos on TikTok where people use an ice cream scoop to scoop slime, which he finds compelling enough to prompt a purchase.
Frank reveals his own involvement with slime by mentioning he bought $100 worth of slime, framing it as a family activity that goes beyond children's play. Joe echoes this sentiment, discussing the purchase of slimes for family enjoyment, indicating that both his family members, Ruby and Miles, are fans of slime.
He talks about supporting a small business that sells a cup of "flom" for $15, accompanied by cute little DIY kits designed to enhance the creative experience. One such DIY kit inclu ...
Consuming Inedible Substances
Joe Santagato engages in a whimsical and risqué discussion about his favorite gum flavors, textures, and humorous thoughts on candy's less conventional uses.
Joe Santagato shares his passion for gum by talking about a variety of brands and flavors he enjoys. He singles out Big League Chew as his top choice and recalls the enjoyable experience of chewing Hubba Bubba. Dentyne Ice cubes also get a mention, specifically those with crunchy little balls within the gum, adding a distinctive texture to the chewing experience. Another type of gum that comes up is Bubble Yum — particularly a darker variant that might be cotton candy flavored — as well as a watermelon-flavored gum, possibly Bubble Bub, which lends itself well to the act of bubble blowing.
While indulging in the discussion of flavors and textures, the subject of swallowing gum arises, though not detailed, it brings a lighthearted consideration of gum's digestive consequences to the conversation without focusing on the outcomes.
Joe ventures into a playful and bold territory, discussing the unconventional idea of integrating candy into sexual experiences.
In a humorous tone, Joe muses about the use of candy in the bedroom. He imagines using soft candy, like a makeshift cock ring, for example, and the laughs continue when a big fat Tootsie Roll is mentioned as a potential sexual aid. He ...
Indulging in Specific Candies
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The hosts delve into various aspects of children's media, humorously critiquing some while also recognizing the value in others.
Starting the discussion with some light-hearted banter, Santagato brings up "Bananas in pajamas," noting how Australian kids' shows tend to be peculiar. He confesses he's never watched "Teletubbies," mistakenly thinking it's along the lines of Australian programs like "The Wiggles." However, he does mention "Big Bluey," confirming it to be a show about Australian dogs engaging in playful antics.
Transitioning into the burgeoning realm of YouTube, the conversation shifts to recognize the quality content available on the platform for children.
In a more somber turn, the hosts talk about the possibility of inviting Miss Rachel, a beloved children's performer, onto the show. They quickly temper their excitement with realism, assuming she has a team or a group of publicists who would likely recommend against it due to ...
Reviewing Children's Media
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