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#438 - Put It Away Drake!

By Joe Santagato

In the first part of this episode, Hannah shares an embarrassing date story involving food poisoning from Little Caesars pizza and an unfortunate incident that led her to blame her date's dog. The conversation then shifts to how people without limbs manage bodily functions like urinating.

The hosts also discuss a disturbing news story about a drunk wedding DJ who urinated on a 72-year-old cancer patient at a wedding. The DJ showed no remorse, callously stating that it's something he and his friends do when intoxicated.

#438 - Put It Away Drake!

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#438 - Put It Away Drake!

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Hannah's Embarrassing Date Story

Hannah recounts an awkward and humorous date mishap. She got food poisoning from Little Caesars pizza, according to the hosts, and unfortunately pooped the bed while at her date's place. Hannah tried to blame it on her date's dog to deflect the embarrassment.

Little Caesars Pizza Causing Food Poisoning

Hannah and her date ate Little Caesars pizza, which later caused her to get food poisoning and have an accident, as described in the previous section.

People Without Limbs and How They Urinate

Joe Santagato and Frank Alvarez discuss how people without limbs manage to urinate. They express curiosity about whether these individuals have bladders or need them artificially created. Ultimately, they admit to having no definitive answers on the mechanics of urination for the limbless.

Wedding DJ Urinating on Cancer Patient

A drunk wedding DJ named Brookfield was caught on video urinating on a 72-year-old cancer patient. When the elderly man said he wasn't feeling well, Brookfield urinated down his back. Shockingly, Brookfield showed no remorse, stating it's something he and his friends do when intoxicated.

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  • Hannah recounts an embarrassing incident where she had an accident while at her date's place after getting food poisoning from Little Caesars pizza. She tried to blame the mishap on her date's dog to divert attention from the situation.
  • People born without limbs may have unique ways of managing bodily functions like urination. Questions arise about the mechanics of urination for individuals without limbs, including whether they have bladders or require artificial means for urination. The specifics of how limbless individuals urinate remain a topic of curiosity and discussion.

Counterarguments

  • It's not definitively proven that Little Caesars pizza was the cause of Hannah's food poisoning without further evidence such as other cases or lab tests confirming contamination.
  • Blaming the accident on the dog, while understandable in a moment of embarrassment, is not an honest action and could be seen as a lack of accountability for the situation.
  • Joe Santagato and Frank Alvarez's discussion on limbless individuals and urination could be seen as insensitive if not approached with the proper respect and understanding of the challenges faced by people with disabilities.
  • The actions of the wedding DJ, Brookfield, are not justifiable under any circumstances, but stating that it's something he and his friends do when intoxicated could point to a larger issue with alcohol abuse and peer behavior that needs addressing.
  • The story about Brookfield could be considered defamatory if not verified by credible sources or if presented without evidence.

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Hannah's Embarrassing Date Story

Hannah’s date story unfolds with a humorous and relatable mishap involving food poisoning.

Hannah gets food poisoning from Little Caesars pizza

After a seemingly innocuous evening of hanging out and eating Little Caesars pizza, things took an unfortunate turn.

Hannah and her date go back to his place after getting pizza

While it's not explicitly mentioned that Hannah and her date returned to his place after getting the pizza, they found themselves settling in for the night after their meal.

Hannah wakes up in the middle of the night with food poisoning and accidentally poops the bed

Hannah woke up in the middle of the night feeling the urgent effects of food poisoning. In a moment of distress, she rolled over to get out of bed and unfortunately r ...

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Hannah's Embarrassing Date Story

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  • The relationship between Hannah and her date is implied to be romantic or at least involved in a dating scenario based on their shared activities and the setting of the story. Their decision to go back to the date's place after getting pizza suggests a level of comfort and familiarity between them. The details of their relationship are not explicitly stated but can be inferred from their interactions and the progression of the story.
  • The story is about Hannah's date night that took an unexpected turn due to food poisoning from eating Little Caesars pizza. The setting involves Hannah and her date spending time together, getti ...

Counterarguments

  • It's not definitively proven that the Little Caesars pizza was the cause of the food poisoning. Food poisoning can be caused by a variety of factors, and without further evidence, it's not fair to place the blame solely on the pizza.
  • The text does not explicitly state that Hannah and her date went back to his place after getting pizza. This could be an assumption made by the reader.
  • While it's clear that Hannah had an embarrassing incident, it's not necessarily productive or kind to focus on the details of such a personal mishap.
  • Blaming the incident on the dog, while a potent ...

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Little Caesars pizza causing food poisoning

Hannah and her date decided to grab some Little Caesars pizza before heading back to his place. Unfortunately, the meal didn't go as planned, as t ...

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  • Correlation does not imply causation; just because Hannah got sick after eating the pizza doesn't necessarily mean the pizza was the cause.
  • Food poisoning symptoms can take several hours to days to manifest, so it's possible that something else Hannah ate earlier could have been the culprit.
  • Without a medical diagnosis, it's not confirmed that Hannah's illness was indeed food poisoning.
  • If only Hannah got sick and her date did not, despite eating the same pizza, it could suggest that the cause of her illness was not the pizza.
  • It's possible that the handling of the pizza after purchase, suc ...

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People without limbs and how they urinate

Joe Santagato and Frank Alvarez bring up the subject of how people without limbs manage daily functions such as urination. The conversation delves into the mechanics of how these individuals handle urination without definitive answers.

Questions come up about how people without limbs urinate

Santagato and Alvarez discuss potential issues that could arise for people without legs when it comes to urination. They explore the matter of whether a bladder is present in individuals with no limbs, or if there’s a need to create one artificially. They express curiosity and uncertainty about the specifics of the process.

No definitive answer on how it works

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People without limbs and how they urinate

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  • Creating a bladder artificially involves surgical procedures to construct a bladder-like structure or reservoir for urine storage and release. This process is typically considered for individuals who have lost their natural bladder due to medical conditions or accidents. The artificial bladder aims to replicate the functions of a natural bladder to help maintain urinary continence and function.
  • The humorous suggestion of drilling holes for urination is a comedic exaggeration made by the hosts to emphasize the absurdity of the situation. It is not a serious proposal but rather a playful way to highlight the uncertainty and lack of definitive answers regarding how individuals without limbs manage urination. This exaggerated scenario adds a touch of humor to the discussion about a complex and sensitive topic.
  • Limbless individuals may use various methods to manage urination, such as specialized equipment or techniques li ...

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Wedding DJ urinating on a 72-year-old cancer patient

In a disturbing incident, a wedding DJ was caught on video urinating on a 72-year-old cancer patient. The DJ, identified as Brookfield, was reportedly drunk at the time of the event and was filmed engaging in the act.

While the elderly cancer patient was explaining that he wasn't feeling well, Brookfield proceeded to urinate down the man's back. Showing a complete lack of remorse for his actions, Brookfield sta ...

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