Dive into the 2023 SYSK Ho-Ho-Holiday Spectacular as Josh Clark and Chuck Bryant unwrap a treasure trove of Christmas curiosities from regional traditions to alternative festive movie choices. Across the U.S., Christmas customs vary widely; the Midwest fuels the workhorse spirit during the holidays while the Northeast revels in Christmas Eve soirées. Southern charm shines through with close-knit dinners, whereas the West indulges in leisurely dining and cinematic traditions. Lively discussions in this episode of Stuff You Should Know also bring the cherished echoes of Darlene Love's Christmas performances and explore the quirky, subjective world of the most disliked Christmas tunes.
Temper the December chill with Chuck and Josh's guide to crafting a Christmas Negroni cocktail that promises to spice up your holidays—just remember to enjoy responsibly. Beyond the joviality of festive recipes and music critiques, they also share pragmatic advice to preserve the life of your Christmas tree with simple, eco-friendly tips, ensuring it remains the centerpiece of your home throughout the festive season. And for those yearning for a yuletide twist, the 1974 film "Black Christmas" is suggested as an unconventional classic, blending holiday cheer with chilling horror. No detail is too small in this holiday spectacular, as they wrap up with the nuances of Christmas card etiquette that keep the season’s spirit authentically alive.
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Chuck and Josh Clark discuss the diverse Christmas traditions across the United States based on a Civic Science survey of 90,000 respondents. In the Midwest, a notable 35% of people work between Christmas and New Year’s Day, and they are less likely to have work Christmas parties but still attend large personal gatherings. The Northeast is known for hosting 30% more Christmas Eve parties and completing their shopping early. The South prefers intimate Christmas dinners and road trips to celebrate, with only 29% working between holidays. In contrast, the West has a distinct preference for dining out and traveling, with West Coast residents, particularly Californians, being likely to watch a movie on Christmas Day.
Darlene Love’s annual performance of "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" on David Letterman's show is a beloved tradition that has persisted even after Letterman's retirement. Notably, Bruce Kapler's humorous saxophone solo entries, like emerging from a giant present or descending on a wire, have become iconic. Although disrupted once by the Writer Strike, Love has continued the tradition on The View, maintaining the festive spirit she's known for bringing to audiences each Christmas.
Opinions on the worst Christmas songs vary, but some consistently receive negative feedback. The Today Show and YouGov America's 2021 poll rated "Santa Baby" as a least favorite, while a Local Spins survey highlighted Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime." Older poll results from oldstreetsolutions.com indicate that 53% of respondents disliked Justin Bieber's "Mistletoe," suggesting regional and individual tastes also influence the status of all these songs during the holiday season.
To make a Christmas Negroni cocktail with spiced gin, start by infusing 500 milliliters of gin with spices such as cinnamon, star anise, and orange peel. After one to two days, strain the gin and mix three-quarters of an ounce with equal parts Campari and sweet vermouth, serving over ice with a cinnamon stick or star anise garnish. A variation with Prosecco offers a lighter touch. The recipe comes with a reminder that the infused Negroni packs a punch, so it should be enjoyed responsibly.
To keep a Christmas tree fresh, use a stand that holds enough water and refill it daily. A mixture of sugar and vinegar can help preserve the tree's sap and prevent bacteria growth. Ensure you choose a tree with a fresh scent and pliable branches, keep it away from heat sources, and use LED lights to reduce drying. After Christmas, consider environmentally friendly disposal options like recycling or garden mulching.
"Black Christmas" from 1974 is lauded as a unique holiday movie, blending Christmas settings with slasher horror. It has gained enduring favor, reputedly being part of Elvis Presley’s holiday traditions and cited as one of Steve Martin’s favorite films. Its festive yet frightening aspect offers a stark contrast to traditional heartwarming movies and cements its cult classic status.
For proper Christmas card etiquette, cards should be sent out by December 15th. If removing someone from your mailing list, it's acceptable to cite budget constraints as a reason. Take the absence of a card from someone for two consecutive years as a sign to consider removing them from your list. It’s crucial to send cards with personal notes, especially to older recipients, as they highly value these tangible gestures of connection.
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Chuck and Josh Clark discuss a recent survey by Civic Science that reveals the diverse ways Americans celebrate Christmas across the United States, with 90,000 responses highlighting unique regional traditions.
In the Midwest, spanning states like Michigan, Ohio, and Illinois, it’s noted that 35% of Midwesterners work between Christmas Day and New Year's Day, which is higher compared to other regions. Furthermore, it seems Midwesterners are the least likely to have a work Christmas party. However, about half of Midwestern respondents plan to go to a Christmas party with 10 or more attendees. Additionally, Midwesterners are 25% more likely than the national average to open at least some gifts on Christmas Eve.
The Northeast has distinctively more holiday festivities, with people in this region being 30% more likely than any other to attend a Christmas Eve party. They also host 40% more holiday parties compared to those in the South or the West. Interestingly, as many as 34% in the Northeast complete most of their gift buying by December 15th.
In the South, Christmas is often an intimate affair with most likely to host Christmas dinner for smaller groups, usually fewer than 10 people. There's also a clear preference for road trips during the holiday, with Southerners ...
Regional Christmas traditions in the US
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Darlene Love's annual Christmas performance on David Letterman's show has become a beloved holiday tradition for many viewers, with its own memorable moments and continuity even after Letterman's retirement.
A highlight of Love's performances are the entrances of saxophonist Bruce Kapler from the CBS Orchestra. Viewers have been entertained by Kapler’s varied and humorous entrances during the saxophone solo of the holiday classic "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)." His entrances are a spectacle in themselves: he has emerged from a giant present, descended on a wire, stepped out from a snow globe, and even appeared from a fireplace. The recurring appearances have become so iconic that fans have stitched together supercuts of Darlene Love’s performances over the years, featuring Kapler's creative entrances, for enjoyment on YouTube.
Love started performing her Christmas song "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" every year on the last episode before Christmas from 1986 until 2014, the year ...
Darlene Love's annual Christmas song on Letterman
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When it comes to holiday music, opinions can sharply contrast from one person to the next. Yet, certain Christmas songs have consistently ranked negatively across various polls, reports, and surveys.
A poll conducted by the Today Show and YouGov America in 2021 identified "Santa Baby" as the least favorite or most hated Christmas song. Meanwhile, local preferences also come into play. A survey from Local Spins in Grand Rapids in 2020 also highlighted Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" as one of the disliked Christmas tunes.
Results from older polls provide another perspective. Poll results from oldstreetsolutions.com show that 53 percent of respondents disliked Justin Bieber's "Mistletoe." Discussions ar ...
Rankings of Worst Christmas Songs
The Christmas season isn't complete without a festive cocktail, and a Christmas Negroni with spiced gin might just be the perfect blend of tradition and holiday spirit.
To create the spiced gin necessary for your Christmas Negroni, begin by combining 500 milliliters of gin with a mixture of warm, aromatic spices, including two cinnamon sticks, two star anise, four cloves, four crushed cardamom pods, two bay leaves, and two strips of orange peel. Put all these ingredients into a mason jar and let them infuse for one to two days, allowing the botanicals to impart their rich flavors into the gin. After this period, strain the gin to remove all the spices.
The Christmas Negroni itself is a straightforward mixture of equal parts of the key ingredients. For each serving, combine three-quarters of an ounce (or 25 milliliters) of the spiced gin with equal parts Campari and sweet vermouth. Pour the concoction over ice in a glass and give it a good stir to blend the flavors and chill the drink.
For the finishing touch, garnish the cocktail with a cinnamon stick or star anise to enhance the beverage’s festive aroma and aesthetic appeal.
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Recipe for Christmas Negroni cocktail with spiced gin
To ensure your Christmas tree stays fresh and vibrant throughout the holiday season, Chuck Bryant and Josh Clark provide some tips for its care.
Choosing a proper tree stand that can hold enough water is crucial as the tree will need to stay hydrated.
Clark emphasizes the necessity of checking and maintaining the water level daily to keep the tree’s trunk submerged. Bryant suggests a helpful mix-in for keeping your Christmas tree nourished: add a half cup of granulated sugar and a half cup of vinegar to five gallons of water. This mix helps to preserve the tree's sap and stabilize pH levels, preventing bacteria growth and rot. Clark recommends mixing this solution in a standard five-gallon bucket, like those available at hardware stores, making it convenient for daily water top-offs.
Bryant advises being discerning when choosing your Christmas tree; look for one with a fresh smell, smooth bark, and pliable branch ...
Tips for making a Christmas tree last longer indoors
Josh Clark revisits the classic 1974 horror movie "Black Christmas" and addresses its unique position in film history as a festive yet chilling cinematic experience.
As an alternative to the heartwarming and joyous films that usually define the season, "Black Christmas" stands out for its blend of holiday settings with the suspense and dread typical of the slasher genre. The film is set during Christmas time, wherein the festive backdrop serves almost as an additional character, contrasting and intensifying the eerie atmosphere.
The original "Black Christmas" film earned admiration from some noteworthy celebrities, including Elvis Presley and Steve Martin. It is reported that Elvis made watching "Black Christmas" at Graceland part of his holiday tradition, signifying his person ...
The 1974 slasher film "Black Christmas" as an alternative holiday movie
Navigating the social complexities of Christmas card sending can be made easier with some modern guidance on timing, list management, and special considerations.
To ensure friends and family can enjoy your Christmas card throughout the festive season, it's suggested that cards be sent out by December 15th. Mailing them by this date allows recipients to display the cards as holiday decorations and is appreciated as part of the season's traditions.
In cases where you wish to remove someone from your Christmas card list, you can use finances as an understandable excuse. You can subtly communicate that, due to budget constraints, you had to limit the number of cards sent out this year. To soften the impact, imply that they are among a larger group of people you're unable to send a card to, even if they are the only one you've excluded. In the event that you don't receive a Christmas card from someone, you can take this as your cue to exclude them from your list, especially after two consecutive years without a card exchange. This practice can help manage your list without any awkward questions or confrontations.
Christmas card etiquette
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