Party Nightmares | Reading Reddit Stories
Dive into the latest episode of "Smosh Reads Reddit Stories" with Shayne Topp, where the veils are lifted off a joint bachelorette and bachelor party gone wildly out of control. From scandalous escapades to romantic entanglements that cross lines, hear the recounted tales of how one night of supposed celebration spiraled into a series of calamitous events sure to shock and awe.
Experience the unfolding drama that transforms a party into a battleground for relationships and friendships. The podcast reveals the carnal misadventures of a bridesmaid with a history of infidelity, the maid of honor's illicit love affair that leads to a dramatic confrontation and arrest, the groom's drunken mishaps resulting in a less-than-dignified state, and the collective brush with the law as partygoers indulge in illicit substances. Engage with these startling stories of revelry turned regretful, all shared and dissected by Shayne Topp in this riveting episode.
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Joint Bachelorette/Bachelor Party Falls Apart Spectacularly
The joint bachelorette and bachelor party quickly descended into chaos with multiple scandalous occurrences that disrupted friendships and relationships among those involved.
A bridesmaid, Emily, was involved with two groomsmen in an act known as an "Eiffel Tower." This led to personal repercussions when her husband learned of her actions and chose to end their marriage, given that this wasn't the first time Emily had been involved in such incidents.
The maid of honor became romantically involved with a cousin who was a scheduled singer at the wedding. This rendezvous unfolded within the confines of a limousine bus. The situation was complicated further when the maid of honor's boyfriend tried to forcibly enter the bus, an attempt that resulted in his arrest.
The groom, meanwhile, had a disastrous night after getting excessively drunk. In an attempt to keep him out of trouble, he was served an overabundance of alcohol, resulting in him excessively soiling his clothes.
Lastly, the party guests engaged in the consumption of various illegal drugs. By the time law enforcement officials arrived at the scene, all the evidence had been consumed or disposed of, narrowly avoiding legal consequences for those present.
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- The term "Eiffel Tower" is a slang phrase used to describe a sexual act involving three people. In this scenario, two individuals typically stand on either side of a third person who is positioned in the middle, creating a shape reminiscent of the Eiffel Tower. This act is considered to be a form of group sex or threesome activity.
- The groom excessively soiling his clothes implies that he vomited or had an accident due to being extremely drunk. This behavior is often a result of alcohol intoxication leading to loss of control over bodily functions. It can be embarrassing and a sign of being severely impaired by alcohol consumption.
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Joint Bachelorette/Bachelor Party Falls Apart Spectacularly
A joint bachelorette and bachelor party turned chaotic, resulting in a series of unfortunate and scandalous events.
Bridesmaid and two Groomsmen Form "Eiffel Tower"
At the center of the controversy was a bridesmaid named Emily, who is married. She was involved in an act known as an "Eiffel Tower" with two of the groomsmen. This indiscretion led to severe personal consequences when her husband found out about the incident, deciding to leave her, especially as it wasn't the first time such an incident had occurred.
Maid of Honor hooks up with singing cousin on bus
Adding to the drama, Shayne Topp recounts that the maid of honor hooked up with a talented singing cousin, who was scheduled to perform at the wedding, inside the limousine bus. The situation escalated when the maid of honor's boyfriend attempted to break into the bus amid the tryst, ultimately getting arrested for his actions.
Groom gets "pants-shitting drunk"
On the groom's side, things went just as poorly. The person responsible for keeping the groom out of trouble decided to do so by getting him extremely drunk. The plan backfired when the groom b ...
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Joint Bachelorette/Bachelor Party Falls Apart Spectacularly
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- The term "Eiffel Tower" in this context typically refers to a sexual act involving three people. It involves one person being penetrated from both ends by two others, forming a shape similar to the Eiffel Tower. It is considered a controversial and explicit sexual activity.
- Getting "pants-shitting drunk" is a colloquial term used to describe being extremely intoxicated to the point of losing control over bodily functions, specifically defecating in one's pants due to excessive alcohol consumption. This phrase emphasizes a level of drunkenness where a person's judgment and physical coordination are severely impaired, leading to embarrassing or messy outcomes. It signifies a state of inebriation beyond typical limits, often resulting in disruptive or chaotic behavior. The term highlights the extreme and negative consequences of excessive drinking, portraying a situation where someone is so dru ...
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