Episode 622: Listener Tales 92
The Morbid podcast covers an eclectic mix of topics in this listener-inspired episode. Hosts Ash and Alaina open by highlighting the nutritional benefits of plant-based protein shakes, including Kachava's balanced offering of vitamins, minerals, and fiber.
They then dive into hair-raising tales shared by listeners, recounting petrifying home invasion experiences. From unwanted intruders reacting to pets caught on security footage to a "demonic banshee man" confronted knife-in-hand, the stories add an eerie chill. Lighthearted personal anecdotes about Halloween costume mishaps and Thanksgiving plans round out this spirited episode.
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Health and Nutrition
Ash Kelley highlights the convenient nutritional benefits of Kachava plant-based protein shakes, containing 25 grams of plant protein per serving. Kachava, she notes, provides a balance of fiber, healthy fats, vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants.
Plant Protein Benefits
Kelley underscores that plant proteins like those in Kachava can be as delicious and nourishing as animal sources. Incorporating more plant proteins supports both personal health and environmental sustainability.
Listener Tales/Scary Stories
Home Invasion Experiences
Listener Molly's apartment was robbed while away, with security footage capturing the intruders entering and reacting to her cats. Per Kaya Henderson's account, Molly provided this evidence to police, leading to an arrest after one perpetrator identified himself.
Another listener, Eli, faced a seemingly possessed intruder exhibiting "demonic behavior" who forced entry despite her locks. Eli confronted the "parkour demonic banshee man" with a knife, causing him to flee.
Personal Anecdotes and Holiday Plans
Halloween Costume Mishaps
Ash struggled applying green powder makeup to her bald cap for a costume, resorting to acrylic paint. In contrast, Alaina opted for a simpler plumb bob prop costume.
Thanksgiving Traditions
While playfully noting plans to dress provocatively, Ash mentions Alaina will share holiday recipe ideas. Alaina extends Thanksgiving wishes, touching on turkey and sweet potato dishes.
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Counterarguments
- While Kachava shakes may contain 25 grams of plant protein, some might argue that not all plant proteins have the same amino acid profile as animal proteins, which could be important for certain individuals' dietary needs.
- The claim that Kachava provides a balance of nutrients is subjective and may depend on individual nutritional requirements; some people might need more specific nutrient ratios that Kachava does not offer.
- The statement that plant proteins can be as delicious as animal sources is subjective and varies by personal taste; some individuals may not find plant-based proteins as palatable.
- The environmental sustainability of plant proteins is generally supported, but the degree of impact can vary depending on how the plant proteins are sourced and produced.
- The effectiveness of security measures like locks can be questioned in Eli's story, as the intruder was still able to gain entry.
- Using acrylic paint on skin, as Ash did, is generally not recommended by health professionals due to potential skin irritation or allergic reactions.
- The idea of dressing provocatively for Halloween can be seen as perpetuating certain stereotypes or cultural norms that some may find problematic or offensive.
- Thanksgiving traditions, such as those involving turkey and sweet potatoes, may not be inclusive of all dietary preferences or cultural practices, and alternative dishes may be more appropriate for some individuals or groups.
Actionables
- You can explore the world of plant-based nutrition by starting a 30-day plant protein challenge, where you replace one meal a day with a plant-based protein option to assess changes in your energy levels and overall well-being.
- This could involve preparing a smoothie with a different plant protein powder each week, experimenting with various flavors and ingredients to find what you enjoy most. Keep a journal to note any differences in how you feel, both physically and mentally, during the challenge.
- Enhance your home security by adopting a 'layered defense' approach, which includes both physical and digital measures to deter potential intruders.
- Beyond traditional locks, consider adding window sensors, motion-activated lights, and a visible security camera system. Use smart home devices that send alerts to your phone if they detect unusual activity, and display security stickers or signs as an additional deterrent.
- Get creative with your holiday celebrations by hosting a plant-based Thanksgiving potluck, encouraging guests to bring a dish that uses plant proteins and seasonal vegetables.
- This not only introduces you and your guests to new recipes but also promotes a sustainable lifestyle. Share recipes in advance to inspire others and create a diverse menu. After the event, compile the recipes into a shared digital cookbook for everyone to use and enjoy.
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Health and nutrition
Ash Kelley brings attention to the health benefits of incorporating high-quality, plant-based proteins into our diets and highlights a product that delivers these benefits conveniently.
Kachava shake offers high-quality plant-based protein and superfoods
Kachava shakes are composed of 100% plant-based protein and a rich blend of nutrients, providing consumers with a convenient and satisfying way to begin their day.
Kachava provides 25 grams of 100% plant-based protein per serving
Each serving of Kachava offers 25 grams of high-quality, plant-based protein. This substantial amount supports various body functions and contributes to overall wellness.
Kachava also contains fiber, healthy fats, vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants
Besides protein, Kachava ensures a balance of essential nutrients by including fiber, healthy fats, and a diverse range of vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants. These nutrients work together to support a wide array of health benefits.
Kachava offers a convenient, nutritious way to start the day and feel satisfied
Kachava shakes are designed not only for their nutritional value but also for their convenience, providing a quick and easy solution for a nutritious meal that keeps you satisfied throughout the day.
Importance of adding more plant-based protein to one's diet
Ash Kelley highlights the advantages of integrating plant-based protein into one's nutritional regimen in terms of both health nou ...
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Counterarguments
- While Kachava may offer a high amount of plant-based protein, some individuals may have allergies or sensitivities to ingredients in the product.
- The bioavailability and amino acid profile of plant-based proteins can differ from animal-based proteins, which may affect protein quality and the body's ability to use it efficiently.
- Kachava shakes, like any processed food product, may not be suitable for everyone's dietary needs or preferences, especially for those following whole-food or minimally processed diets.
- The convenience of meal replacement shakes might discourage some individuals from preparing and consuming whole foods, which can offer a broader range of nutrients and health benefits.
- The claim that plant-based protein sources can be just as delicious as animal-based proteins is subjective and may not hold true for everyone's taste preferences.
- While plant-based diets can be more environmentally sustainable, the environmental impact of producing plant-based protein powders, including resource use and packaging, should also be considered.
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Actionables
- You can create a plant-based protein recipe book by experimenting with different ingredients each week, documenting the recipes that incorporate high levels of plant-based proteins and superfoods. Start by selecting a variety of legumes, grains, nuts, and seeds, and use them to craft meals that are both nutritious and satisfying. For example, try making a lentil loaf as a hearty dinner option or a quinoa and black bean salad for a protein-packed lunch.
- Enhance your morning routine by designing a 30-day plant-based smoothie challenge, using a different combination of fruits, vegetables, and plant-based protein sources each day. Keep track of how these smoothies affect your energy levels and satiety throughout the morning. You might blend spinach, banana, and hemp seeds one day, and switch to mixed berries, almond butter, and pea protein the next.
- Support your health and the environ ...
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Listener tales/scary stories
During a special listener tale segment, hosts Alaina Urquhart and Ash Kelley discuss harrowing personal experiences shared by their audience involving home invasions and scary encounters.
Home invasion experiences
Listeners shared intense narratives that combine fear, bravery, and startling revelations.
Listener Molly's apartment was broken into and robbed while she was out of town
Kaya Henderson reveals that Molly's apartment in Arlington, Virginia was targeted by an intruder while she and her boyfriend, now husband, were visiting family. They noticed upon return that a small box containing a diamond for Molly's future engagement ring, a passport, and a checkbook were among the items missing.
Molly's security camera footage captured the intruders entering her home
Molly's security camera, despite being pointed at the floor and lacking audio, managed to capture the incident, which occurred around 2 am on a Friday night/Saturday morning. The footage showed two men entering her home, with her cats reacting by hiding.
Molly was able to provide evidence to the police, leading to the arrest of the perpetrator
Molly used the footage to inform the police, noting that the intruders read a note left for the cat sitter and laughed, actions that were reported to authorities. Further, one of the perpetrators had referred to himself as "Kevin" in front of the camera, leaving a crucial clue. The police were able to use this evidence to link Kevin to several other robberies and make an arrest.
Listener Eli encountered a strange, seemingly possessed individual who forced his way into her home
Eli recounts a chilling incident when a man exhibiting "demonic behavior," later referred to as a parkour demonic banshee man, managed to evade police by climbing up to her balcony before forcefully breaking into her home.
The intruder exhibited erratic, demonic behavior and physically forced his way inside
With unusual agility and strength, the man made an "ungodly noise," and de ...
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- You can enhance your home security by setting up a mock security keypad near your entrance. This can act as a deterrent, as potential intruders might believe it's part of a larger security system and decide against attempting a break-in.
- Develop a safety plan with your neighbors to keep an eye on each other's homes, especially when someone is out of town. This community watch approach can increase vigilance and provide a network of support in case of suspicious activities.
- Practice assertive confrontation techniques in a controll ...
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Personal anecdotes and holiday plans
Ash Kelley and Alaina Urquhart share personal stories about their struggles with holiday costumes and their excitement for upcoming Thanksgiving traditions.
Halloween costume mishaps
The hosts recount the comical difficulties they encountered while preparing their Halloween costumes.
Ash had trouble with a green powder makeup that wouldn't apply properly to her bald cap
Ash Kelley describes a mishap with her Halloween costume that involved a challenging experience with green powder makeup. Despite being able to apply it to her face, the makeup would not adhere to her bald cap. She ended up using acrylic paint as a substitute, which she applied not only to the bald cap but also to her face and neck to achieve the desired effect.
Alaina had an easy costume with a plumb bob prop
In contrast to Ash's elaborate efforts, Alaina Urquhart chose a simpler route with her costume, which only required a plumb bob prop, allowing for a more hassle-free celebration.
Thanksgiving plans and traditions
Ash and Alaina also discuss their expectations and preparations for Thanksgiving.
Ash is excited to dress up provocatively for Thanksgiving dinner
Ash Kelley humorously refers to her plans for Thanksgiving, expressing her intention to dress provocatively for the dinner, much to li ...
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Personal anecdotes and holiday plans
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- Ash Kelley and Alaina Urquhart are individuals who share personal stories and experiences, including mishaps with Halloween costumes and excitement for Thanksgiving traditions. They engage in discussions about their holiday plans and preparations, with Ash expressing humor and enthusiasm for dressing provocatively for Thanksgiving dinner, while Alaina focuses on sharing holiday recipe ideas with her audience. Their interactions provide a glimpse into their personalities and approaches to celebrating holidays.
- The hosts' personal anecdotes about Halloween costume mishaps and Thanksgiving plans provide a relatable and engaging introduction to their discussion. These anecdotes help establish a connection with the audience by sharing humorous and relatable experiences. They add a personal touch to the conversation, making it more lively and relatable for listeners. The anecdotes also set the tone for the upcoming topics of discussion, creating a more engaging and entertaining listening experience.
- The tone of the hosts' discussion can be described as light-hearte ...
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