Dive into the mysterious and the unexplained with "Morbid" as hosts Ash Kelley and Alaina Urquhart bring to light listener-submitted tales that toe the fine line between reality and the uncanny. This episode, skipping the predictable plotlines of ghost stories and UFO legends, provides a series of real-life experiences that blur the boundaries between the natural and the supernatural.
From a terrifying camping incident in the Canadian wilderness to a bizarre break-in by a man claiming divinity, the episode uncovers the kind of chilling narratives that can't be easily dismissed. Join Kelley and Urquhart as they explore reports ranging from hauntings in a 1920s Massachusetts apartment to eerie UFO sightings in Michigan's nocturnal landscape. These personal anecdotes invite listeners into a world where the strange and inexplicable are just around the corner, leaving the community to marvel and speculate long after the events have passed.
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Alaina and Kat Urquhart, along with two friends, endured a frightening experience while camping overnight in Ontario, Canada, in 1999. The girls, aged under 12, chose to embark on an adventurous campout in a familiar field by the woods. They secured their tent zipper with a diary lock, seeking a makeshift feeling of security.
However, the night took a harrowing turn when an unidentified man approached their tent. The man started to terrorize them by shaking the tent, thrusting a knife under the rain cover, and beckoning them with a "Here, kitty, kitty" taunt. After enduring his torment for an agonizing 10 to 15 minutes, the opportunity arose for the sisters and their friends to escape to safety. The man's actions, though non-injurious, left the group in fear, and they decided against disclosing the ordeal to prevent being prohibited from future camping.
In a peculiar and unsettling break-in incident, Ash Kelley recalls a man claiming to be Jesus entering her family home. The encounter began with the self-proclaimed Jesus tapping on her window in the night, imploring Kelley to follow him. The intruder managed to enter the home, compelling Kelley to quickly wake her parents for help. Her father, in a state of semi-undress, used a broom handle to remove the intruder from their house.
The disturbance continued when the man broke into a neighbor's home, resulting in them fortifying their residence and arming themselves in response. It was later uncovered that the intruder had arrived at Kelley's home after a dispute at a meth lab. His escapade concluded with police taking him into custody, where Ash's father identified him as the man from their unwanted encounter.
The ominous recollections of a haunted apartment in Somerville, MA, from the late 1990s, emerge from Amy's account, which features multiple roommates experiencing inexplicable events. The apartment, characterized by its quintessential 1920s features, soon became known as a 'spooky nightmare' by its inhabitants.
Unusual occurrences began to mount within the apartment, such as self-moving objects, peculiar odors, and unexplained technical malfunctions. Two incidents particularly stood out—one involving a medicine cabinet door opening and closing on its own and another featuring a toilet paper roll unfolding and refolding as though by an invisible hand.
Alaina Urquhart, a roommate at the time, recalled setting firm boundaries with the presumed ghost residing within the apartment concerning her toilet paper, after which the paranormal activity ceased. The following summer, Amy chose to leave the apartment, which has since been renovated into condominiums, hopefully with less mysterious residents.
In rural Michigan in the summer of 1995, multiple residents, including the father and uncle of a witness, reported seeing unidentifiable flying objects with triangular light formations. These UFOs, described as three school buses in size, were characterized by their silence and darkness, seemingly absorbing the night around them.
Throughout the two to three weeks following the initial sighting, the neighborhood experienced a series of electrical disturbances and telephone static, coupled with livestock and pets exhibiting unusual behaviors. Sightings of silently hovering or traversing lights continued, with reports of these incidents causing both fascination and concern among the observers.
To this day, the UFO events of that summer remain a subject of curiosity and apprehension among the witnesses, the memories of the mysterious lights indelibly imprinted in their minds.
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Alaina Urquhart, a roommate in the haunted apartment, established clear limits or rules verbally or mentally with the presumed ghost to communicate her expectations and assert her space. This practice is based on the belief that setting boundaries can help manage interactions with spirits or entities in a shared living environment. By doing so, Alaina aimed to create a sense of control and potentially reduce any unsettling or disruptive paranormal activities within the apartment.
During the summer before Alaina Urquhart turned 8 and her sister Kat turned 12, they decided to camp overnight in a tent they set up in a field by the woods near their home in Ontario, Canada.
Alaina recounts how she and Kat often played in a green belt area unsupervised, spending much time building forts in the field. That summer, they took to the adventure of camping and were joined by two friends of similar age. They even locked the tent zipper with a small diary lock for a sense of safety.
The campout quickly turned into a terrifying ordeal when the sisters and friends heard movement outside their tent. They kept silent, pretending to sleep. Suddenly, a man began to terrorize them; he made ripping sounds just outside their tent and slipped a butcher knife under the rain cover, revealing his intentions through the shadows. He shook the tent violently, pulled out the tent poles until the structure collapsed onto them, and then, in a mena ...
A scary camping experience for two sisters and their friends in 1999
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Ash Kelley recounts an unusual and unsettling encounter when a self-proclaimed Jesus entered her home, leading to a bizarre intrusion and subsequent events.
Kelley describes the chilling experience of being woken up by tapping on the glass and finding a man outside claiming to be Jesus and insisting she follow him. This "terrifying mountain man" entered her house after Kelley realized the front door was unlocked. In a panic, she attempted to alert her parents. Both her mother and father, half-dressed, came to help her. Despite the man's insistent claims of being Jesus, Kelley's father used a broom handle to firmly guide the intruder out of their house and told him to follow his own path. Kelley's sister, also present during the incident, emerged wrapped in a sheet and yelled at the man to leave.
Ultimately, the intruder, referred to as "Jesus," was forcibly removed from the Kelley home by Ash's father. After the confrontation, her father, described as resembling a "naked hippie," stood outside pantless at 2 am.
Following this home intrusion, the man, still agitated, broke into the neighbor's home, causing them to barricade themselves inside and arm thems ...
A break-in where the intruder claims to be Jesus
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Amy, a former resident of a haunted apartment in Somerville, Massachusetts, recounts her eerie experiences from the late 1990s, intrigued by a series of incidents shared among multiple roommates.
Amy's story begins with her decision to revisit past events after being unexpectedly reminded of her former residence while diverted through Medford and Somerville due to traffic.
The apartment was typical of the area, housed in a triple-decker and featuring a 1920s pink-tiled bathroom, a kitchen with a freestanding oven, a fridge, and a vintage butler's pantry adorned with yellow and green tiles. Despite being in an up-and-coming neighborhood with affordable rents, the apartment was unanimously described as a 'spooky nightmare.'
Initial strange feelings were dismissed by the occupants, blamed on past traumas or the disorienting decor. However, incidents that could not be explained began to unfold. Roommates reported various unexplained phenomena, such as objects moving on their own, strange smells, and technological glitches.
One incident that stood out was when a roommate woke to a scream as Jamie's college roommate witnessed the medicine cabinet door mysteriously opening and closing by itself. On another occasion, the toilet paper roll unfurled on its own, falling to the floor and seemingly folding itself accordion-style without any human intervention.
A haunted apartment in Somerville, MA in the late 1990s
During the summer of 1995, residents in a rural Michigan neighborhood experienced a series of unsettling UFO sightings that left them questioning the nature of the events.
Ash Kelley presents a listener's account named "Listener Tale, Neighborhood UFO, Summer of 1995," detailing the circumstances when residents observed anomalous activities. The story revolves around an occurrence where the father and uncle of the storyteller witnessed an unusually large, triangular object with lights. This object was so dark it appeared even darker than the surrounding night sky, roughly the size of three yellow school buses arranged in a triangular formation.
Later that night following the sighting, the neighborhood was plagued by peculiar electrical disturbances. Residents experienced anomalies such as lights unexpectedly brightening and then dimming, and televisions turning off and on by themselves. Ash Kelley mentions that the storyteller's aunt and uncle encountered loud static on their phone line, a disruption that was echoed across the locality.
The eerie phenomena persisted over the following two to three weeks, with multiple neighbors independently reporting the sight of lights traveling across the sky or hovering silently over the area. Kelley's cousin, who was 19 years old at the time, saw the unusual lights drift across a fi ...
UFO sightings above rural Michigan barns and cornfields in 1995
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