The Last Podcast On The Left takes an unconventional look at bizarre and unsettling stories in this episode. Prosecutors allege a man impersonated another's identity for over 30 years, ruining the victim's life. A Polish priest hosted a disturbing sex party that left a man hospitalized, leading to his resignation.
The episode also explores the practice of vaginal weightlifting, where women attempt to strengthen their pelvic floor muscles using inserted objects or weights. While some claim benefits like enhanced sexual sensation, critics caution about potential injury risks and advise moderation.
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Matthew Keirns impersonated William Donald Woods for over 30 years, per prosecutors. After meeting Woods at a New Mexico hot dog stand, Keirns obtained ID under Woods's name in 1990.
Keirns bought a vehicle using Woods's identity, then abandoned it, leaving Woods with legal troubles and arrest warrant. He also secured $130K in loans under Woods's name. Meanwhile, Keirns fabricated a resume as Woods to get an IT job, earning $700K over 10 years. The real Woods faced homelessness and 15 months in jail when trying to prove his identity, until DNA tests confirmed he was the real William Woods.
A Polish priest hosted a sex party where a man was hospitalized after an overdose of erectile dysfunction drugs. Priest Gursagors Kataśćak paid the victim €3,000 in damages but resigned from his position in 2023.
Some women practice vaginal weightlifting to strengthen pelvic floor muscles. They use yoni eggs inserted vaginally or hanging weights gripped and lifted by vaginal muscles. Proponents claim benefits like enhanced sexual sensation, treating incontinence, and postpartum recovery. But critics warn of injury risks, over-exertion, and impacts on partners. Moderation and listening to one's body is advised.
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Matthew Keirns is prosecuted for impersonating William Donald Woods for over three decades in a case of long-term identity theft, during which Keirns committed a series of frauds and left the real Woods to face serious legal and financial consequences.
In a stunning breach of identity, Matthew Keirns has been found guilty of using William Donald Woods's personal information to live under his name for thirty years.
Keirns and Woods's paths first crossed while both were employees at a hot dog stand in New Mexico around the year 1988.
Two years later, in 1990, Keirns obtained an ID in Woods's name and purchased a vehicle with it. After writing checks that bounced and abandoning the malfunctioning vehicle, an arrest warrant was issued for Woods. In addition to this, Keirns managed to get eight vehicle and personal loans from two different credit unions under Woods's identity.
Using Woods’s personal details, including his Social Security number and date of birth, Keirns fabricated a resume and landed a lucrative role at Iowa City Hospital’s Information Technology Department as a systems administrator. There, he garnered $700,000 over ten years.
Fake Identity Theft
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A Polish priest known as Gursagors Kataśćak, the bishop of the diocese of Sosnodzia, found himself at the center of a scandal after hosting a sex party at his private residence.
During the party, a man collapsed after being given too many erectile dysfunction drugs. The type of erectile drugs, whether Viagra or others, became a subject of discussion. However, it was reported generally that an excessive amount of erectile drugs led to this incident.
Polish Priest's Sex Parties
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Vaginal weightlifting is a practice some women engage in to strengthen their vaginal muscles, a method that has garnered attention for its unique approach and potential benefits.
Women practicing vaginal weightlifting use different types of apparatus to engage and strengthen the pelvic floor muscles. Some use yoni eggs, which are inserted into the vagina, while others might use hanging weights that can be gripped and lifted by the vaginal muscles. This practice involves controlled movements and concentration, similar to other forms of muscle training.
The tools for vaginal weightlifting vary. Yoni eggs are typically made of jade or other semi-precious stones and are believed to have originated from ancient Chinese practices. They are inserted into the vagina and held in place using the pelvic muscles. On the other hand, some prefer to use hanging weights specifically designed for vaginal lifting. These are gripped internally and lifted using the strength of the vaginal muscles. The process is gradual and typically follows a step-by-step approach to avoid injury and optimize strength building over time.
Proponents of vaginal weightlifting claim several benefits from the practice, with sexual empowerment being a prominent one. It is believed that by strengthening the pelvic floor, women can experience enhanced sensation and sexual satisfaction. Additionally, practices like vaginal weightlifting can potentially help with issues such as incontinence and may aid in recovery post-childbirth by rehabilitating the pelvic mus ...
Vaginal Weightlifting
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