Dive into the eclectic and bizarre with the latest episode of Last Podcast On The Left, where hosts Marcus Parks, Ed Larson, and Henry Zebrowski serve up their distinct blend of comedy and macabre commentary. From the hidden dangers of bathroom etiquette to the nuanced art of ventriloquism, no topic is off limits for these connoisseurs of the strange. Listen in as they turn their attention to the weird world of diaper hoards and the dire state of a badly neglected bathroom. They navigate the uncomfortable with both humor and a touch of empathy, especially when discussing the humbling struggles of the visually impaired. The peculiar "Better Marriage Blanket" comes under their scrutiny, inviting hilarity with each anecdote about its use.
Beyond the bounds of personal hygiene, the trio ventures into culinary territory with a spirited discussion about British lamb and cooking methods that could either enhance or derail a meal. Their banter about British food is not only informative but punctuated by colorful foodie tales and the occasional light-hearted jab at advertising's influence on our palates. Ed Larson shares an eyebrow-raising technique employed by a football coach to ensure morning vitality, leaving listeners bemused. Meanwhile, Marcus Parks suggests that ventriloquist acting lessons could elevate their performance art, leading to a session filled with voice projects sans puppetry. Rounding it out, Henry Zebrowski's fascination with the treacherous yet skilled world of tree trimming brings a firsthand account of when an ordinary job turns into an adventurous ordeal. Last Podcast On The Left continues to strike the perfect chord between the hilariously absurd and the fascinatingly odd.
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The recent conversation about bathrooms and bodily functions brought to light various unconventional topics such as diaper hoarding, a devastatingly neglected bathroom, challenges faced by the visually impaired in navigating restrooms, and a novel invention for managing flatulence in bed. Participants discussed the impracticality and health risks of hoarding diapers, a disturbing sight of a toilet surrounded by feces and maggots hinting at an unattended death, and the struggles of an obese and blind woman using a toilet paper wand which led to an inadvertent mess. Also introduced was the "Better Marriage Blanket," a fart-absorbing product designed to improve the comfort for couples dealing with flatulence in bed, with the conversation featuring humorous anecdotes about its use and effectiveness.
The group's love for British lamb unfolds through lively banter, sharing cooking experiences and reactions to a British lamb commercial. They debated different cooking methods for lamb, ranging from long-cooking to quick grilling approaches, and discussed various dishes like lamb swirls and lamb Wellington. Foodie anecdotes included the peculiar effect of lamb consumption on one's bodily functions. The repeated viewings of a lamb advertisement left the participants craving lamb, supporting the notion that visual marketing can reinforce pre-existing appetites. However, a poll showed diverse reactions, with only some viewers influenced by the commercial. There was also a divergence of opinions on the speed of cooking lamb as promoted by the advertisement.
The football coach's personal life surfaced with Ed Larson recounting the coach's unusual method to guarantee morning arousal. According to the coach, consuming a gallon of water before bedtime would result in what he called a "piss hard Willie" upon waking.
Marcus Parks, seeing the potential for enhanced character performances in Henry Zebrowski and Ed Larson, recommends acting lessons from a woman knowledgeable in the art of ventriloquism. In a practice session geared toward improving ventriloquist skills, Zebrowski and another participant executed vocal exercises, focusing on non-lip-moving techniques, while emphasizing characters' voices over the visuals. Parks articulated the significance of mastering vocal skills before incorporating puppets in their act.
Tree trimming can sometimes segue into hazardous territory, as depicted by a mishap involving a stuck chainsaw and a subsequent felled tree that stranded the trimmer aloft. The conversation captured the unpredictable nature of tree trimming, juxtaposed with Henry Zebrowski's fascination with the workers' adeptness, despite acknowledging the inherent dangers and unpredictable outcomes that come with the job.
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Discussions about bathrooms and bodily functions may seem commonplace, but in this unusual mix, they cover topics ranging from diaper hoarding to innovative solutions for fart management.
The conversation starts with the peculiar behavior of diaper hoarding. There's a remark about the impracticality of trying to resell hoarded diapers, highlighting the irrationality of holding onto them if one cannot sell them later. Diapers are also mentioned as being inappropriately stored next to the food pantry, hinting at a serious hoarding issue or a potential health risk. Zebrowski shares a personal anecdote about a cousin who exhibited this hoarding behavior. In a poll cited by Marcus Parks, the term "diaper" is mentioned, receiving 26%.
The discussion takes a darker turn as a scene is described where a bathroom is found in a deplorable state, suggesting the aftermath of an unattended death. The presence of blood and maggots around the toilet indicates they are feeding off the organic matter—implying the severity of the decay. The speakers also discuss a distressing situation involving a severely impacted toilet, filled with waste and devoid of water. Zebrowski recounts a high school memory of a malodorous secret gym toilet that wasn't flushed due to the water supply being cut off, resulting in a foul-smelling, dry toilet.
Ed Larson shares a story about a former co-worker who was obese and blind. She had to use a specialized toilet paper wand, but owing to her blindness, she was unaware that she was flinging excrement onto the ceiling. The topic veers into the challenges of being visually impaired and using the restroom, including a reference to a plot about Daredevil. Zebrowski also shares an experience of struggling to locate the toilet in the dark.
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Bathroom and bodily functions topics
In an engaging discussion, Marcus Parks and Henry Zebrowski share their love for British food with an emphasis on lamb, accompanied by their experiences and opinions about cooking and consuming it.
Parks starts by expressing his fondness for British lamb, which Zebrowski echoes by revealing that during a holiday break, they cooked lamb three times. Zebrowski shares a personal anecdote about how eating lamb in Iceland led to his urine taking on a gamey scent, adding a touch of humor to the conversation.
Larson chimes in with the suggestion that lamb requires a long time to cook properly, which Zebrowski counters by proposing that quick grilling can be achieved if the lamb is chopped up. The discussion meanders to the appearance of lamb swirls and lamb Wellington, speculating on what these could be—either a cut of lamb or lamb wrapped in pastry. Zebrowski humorously questions the presentation of a traditional British meal consisting of potatoes, peas, and lamb swirls.
Following the culinary exchange, Parks and Zebrowski discuss their reactions before and after watching a commercial promoting British lamb. Both express an appetite for lamb ahead of viewing the advertisement, and their desire for lamb remains strong even after multiple viewings. A poll is mentioned, revealing that 38% of viewers wanted to eat lamb more after the commercial, 21% less, and 40% fe ...
Lamb and British food discussion
Ed Larson recounts an unusual personal habit of his football coach, revealing an unconventional approach to arousal.
Larson shares that his football coach had a unique ritual for arousal. The coach claimed that his method to ensure he woke up aroused was to drink a ...
Football coach's personal life
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Marcus Parks believes there's room for improvement in Henry Zebrowski and Ed Larson's character acting and suggests a woman who could teach them how to better perform characters.
During a practice session, Zebrowski and another participant engage in what seems to be exercises for ventriloquist voicing, with the group playfully repeating "meow meow meow" and an emphatic "Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!" to presumably work on their vocal variation without moving their lips.
Parks emphasizes the importance of mastering different voices before introducing a puppet in ventriloquism. He stresses that the voices are a fundamental skill to be learned and perfected as the initial step in becoming a ventriloquist.
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Ventriloquist Acting Lessons
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Tree trimming, often seen as a routine maintenance task, can sometimes lead to precarious situations and unforeseen incidents as a result of misjudgment or simple accidents.
During a discussion, an incident is mentioned where a tree trimmer encountered trouble when his chainsaw got stuck while he was halfway up a tree. It's implied that an error in the cutting direction might have led to this dilemma. The mistake caused the tree to fall unexpectedly, knocking out the ladder and leaving the trimmer stranded up in the tree.
Among the speakers, Henry Zebrowski talks about his fascination with tr ...
Mishaps from tree trimming work
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