In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, comedians Chris Distefano and Stavros Halkias share their perspectives on the business of podcasting, revealing how they view it as a contractual obligation and safety net while pursuing other opportunities in television and film. The pair also discuss their personal health challenges, including experiences with weight loss medication and dietary changes.
Distefano opens up about his career transition from pediatric physical therapy to comedy, detailing his involvement in multiple television projects and pilots that didn't succeed. He shares insights about managing family life, including his recent home move and how his financial fixations led to scheduled "money talks" with his wife. The conversation provides a window into the realities of building a career in entertainment while balancing personal and family responsibilities.

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In a revealing discussion, Chris Distefano and Stavros Halkias share their surprisingly candid views on podcasting. Both comedians admit to treating their podcast work as contractual obligations rather than passion projects, with Distefano specifically mentioning their HelloFresh contract as a primary motivator. They even express intentions to deliberately underperform to avoid future commitments.
The comedians view podcasting as a backup plan while pursuing more lucrative opportunities. Halkias points out that fellow comedians are moving on to television and film projects, suggesting that they maintain their podcast presence mainly as a safety net.
Distefano and Halkias openly discuss their ongoing health challenges, particularly their struggles with maintaining healthy eating habits. Halkias shares his experience with weight loss medication (GLP-1), while Distefano talks about his attempts at healthy choices, including a memorable mishap with cauliflower crust pizza.
On the family front, Distefano describes the chaos of moving into a new home and its potential impact on his children. He mentions his wife Jasmine's concerns about his financial obsessions, leading to scheduled "money talk" times to maintain family harmony.
Distefano reflects on his journey in television, detailing his involvement in numerous unsuccessful projects, including shows like "Off the Bat" with Fat Joe and various MTV productions. Despite being part of eight pilots and several shows that were either canceled or failed to gain traction, he continues to pursue new opportunities.
The comedian also shares the pivotal moment when he chose comedy over his career as a pediatric physical therapist. After an episode of "Guy Code" discussing inappropriate content caught his employer's attention, Distefano made the bold decision to pursue comedy full-time, despite having only $240 in his bank account. This gamble eventually paid off when he secured an MTV deal matching his previous salary.
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Chris Distefano and Stavros Halkias convey a distinctly lackluster attitude towards their podcasting work, treating it more as an obligation than a labor of love.
Stavros Halkias and Chris Distefano make it clear that their podcast participation is driven by contractual commitments. Distefano explicitly mentions that they are holding onto the show because of a contract with HelloFresh. Halkias humorously references their role in pushing products like pre-portioned chicken cordon bleus, highlighting the commercial aspect of the endeavor and the monetary incentives involved.
Both comedians express a desire to misfire their podcast episodes intentionally, perhaps as a strategic move to avoid further obligations. Halkias mentions being present to perform poorly, insinuating that not doing badly enough in the past may have resulted in their continued involvement out of necessity rather than genuine interest. Distefano reinforces this idea by stating they have learned their lesson, which also alludes to podcasting being more a required task than an enthusiastic pursuit. Distefano even mentions trying not to get invited back for future engagements, manifesting a resolve to escape the cycle.
Halkias draws attention to other comedians who are moving on to potentially more profitable ventures in television and film. He re ...
The Comedians' Attitudes Towards Their Podcast Work
In a discussion about personal issues, comedians Chris Distefano and Stavros Halkias delve into the challenges they face in managing their health and raising young families amidst chaos and unhealthy obsessions.
For these comedians, managing health and fitness is a humorous yet real struggle, punctuated by dietary mishaps and reliance on medication to manage weight.
Chris Distefano and Stavros Halkias are candid about their unhealthy eating habits, even when they attempt to make healthier choices. They mention indulging in bacon, egg, and cheese sandwiches and muffins, and how they add extra bacon and home fries to an already unhealthy egg white sandwich. Distefano talks about a particular instance where he chose a cauliflower crust pizza, thinking it was a healthier option, only to end up with explosive diarrhea that ruined his travel plans. The two jest about overeating at events like Thanksgiving, leading to digestive issues and discomfort.
Stavros Halkias discusses his experience with "fat guy medicine," specifically GLP-1, and the trial-and-error process of finding the correct dosage. He initially thought he could overcome the medication's effects but admits to a medication-induced bout of diarrhea after consuming too much ice cream. In contrast, Chris Distefano starts his day with AG-1, a health drink composed of multivitamins and other nutrient-rich ingredients. They highlight the role of medication in managing hunger and weight, sharing anecdotes like Fat Joe's weight loss secret of having black cherry seltzer every day.
Raising children and managing family life amidst personal struggles is another theme, with conversations touching on the impact of comedians' lifestyles on their children and spouses.
Personal Struggles: Health and Family
Chris Distefano talks candidly about the struggles and choices he has faced in his comedy career, juggling between television exposure and a physical therapist job and ultimately choosing comedy despite financial uncertainty.
Throughout his career, Chris has been a part of many television projects, but finding success has been a challenge.
Chris worked with Fat Joe on the MTV2 show "Off the Bat" in 2014, which aimed to make baseball appeal to younger audiences but was aired on Sundays at 11 am - a time slot that was not ideal. The show, along with many other projects Chris has been a part of, did not achieve success or wide viewership. Distefano mentions being part of eight pilots, none of which led to a successful show, and criticizes all his TV appearances as feeling fake and without cultural impact, often getting canceled after one season or even mid-season. He has been a part of known MTV shows like "Guy Code" and "Girl Code," but feels MTV failed to capitalize on their success unlike the "Impractical Jokers" tour. Chris also notes the existence of various projects that audiences might not know, including the "Make It In America," "Backyard Bar Wars," a hockey show called "Benders," "Stupid Questions," and the "Super Maximum Retro Show." Despite these setbacks, Chris is working on yet another sitcom.
Chris reveals his frustration by implying that networks used his shows to fill timeslots without truly investing in their potential. He highlights that their swiftness in canceling his shows, without tapping into their larger potential or strategic business decisions, made him feel exploited.
Chris reminisces about the challenges he faced when his comedy career began to conflict with his job as a physical therapist.
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Chris's Comedy Career Ups and Downs
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