Married To The Queen Of Garbage w/ Kevin Ryan & H Foley (Are You Garbage?) | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
This episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave offers a behind-the-scenes look at the logistical and financial challenges comedians Kevin Ryan and H. Foley faced while filming a documentary on a comedy tour. From a rundown bus with an uncooperative driver and other transportation mishaps to unexpected expenses like a crashed drone and Hawaii wedding costs, the pair encountered numerous setbacks that strained their budgets.
The comedians also shed light on their differing approaches to money management. While Ryan consulted a business manager to develop a long-term financial plan, Foley preferred immediate access to funds over saving for retirement. Ultimately, the episode provides an unvarnished glimpse into the less glamorous realities of life on the road for comedic performers.
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Behind-The-Scenes of a Comedy Tour Documentary
Challenges and Mishaps Faced by Comedians
- Kevin Ryan and H. Foley toured in a rundown bus with a resentful driver, causing tension. Ryan mentions the driver disliked them and wasn't allowed in Canada.
- Other issues included bus breakdowns, unprofessional sprinter drivers speeding or disappearing, and delays.
- Foley had an embarrassing accident at a mechanic's shop caught on film. Though he tried hiding it, Ryan brought it up.
Logistical Problems and Unexpected Costs
- The comedians faced logistical challenges like a $15,000 drone crash and complications with vehicle rentals, putting them "in the red" financially.
Contrasting Approaches to Money Management
- Ryan was financially prudent, consulting a manager to avoid depleting savings and buying a future safety net house.
- However, Ryan showed impulsive tendencies like repeatedly crashing cheap cars and spontaneously buying used luxury vehicles.
- Foley dismissed retirement savings, preferring immediate money access over long-term planning.
Consulting a Business Manager
- Ryan met with a manager to discuss goals. The manager outlined realities and constraints around potential purchases.
- The manager provided scenarios to inform decisions but Ryan remained cautious, preferring control over final choices.
Unexpected Wedding Costs in Hawaii
- Foley underestimated costs for a Hawaii wedding room block, becoming liable for unused hotel nights.
- He scrambled to cover the bill by collecting checks and convincing guests to use the rooms, narrowly avoiding collections.
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- Create a contingency fund for unexpected expenses by setting aside a small percentage of your income each month. This can help you avoid the stress of unforeseen costs, like Foley's wedding expenses. For example, if you're planning a trip or a big event, estimate the costs and then add an additional 20% to your savings goal to cover any surprises.
- Consult with a financial advisor to create a personalized savings and investment plan. This can help you balance the need for immediate access to funds with the importance of long-term financial planning, addressing the differing views of Ryan and Foley. Start by scheduling a free initial consultation, which many advisors offer, to discuss your financial goals and challenges.
- Develop a detailed risk management plan for projects or events that involve significant investment, such as a tour or a large purchase. This plan should include insurance options, backup plans for equipment failure, and a budget that accounts for potential losses, similar to the challenges faced with the drone crash and vehicle rentals. For instance, if you're planning to invest in expensive technology for a project, research insurance policies that cover accidental damage and loss, and compare the costs to ensure you're getting comprehensive coverage for the best price.
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Behind-The-scenes Of Producing a Comedy Tour Documentary
Producing a comedy tour documentary brings to light the various challenges and unexpected incidents comedians face while on the road. From logistical issues to financial management, each moment adds to the complexity and humor of life on tour.
Comedians Faced Challenges and Mishaps During the Tour
On the road, not everything goes according to plan. The behind-the-scenes of a comedy tour reveals a series of challenges and mishaps that the performers had to navigate.
Comedians Toured In a Rundown Bus With a Resentful Driver
One significant challenge was the less-than-ideal transportation. The comedians toured in a rundown bus, which was already a cause for discomfort. Compounding this issue was a resentful bus driver, who presumably did not take kindly to the long hours on the road or the company of the comedic troupe. This dynamic added a layer of tension to the tour.
Comedian's Embarrassing Accident Caught On Tour Camera
Adding to the array of setbacks, one comedian's embarrassing accident was caught on the documentary’s camera, ensuring that the mishap would be immortalized on film. Such candid moments, while often uncomfortable for those involved, can add a degree of authenticity and relatability to the documentary.
Comedians Face Logistical Issues, Unexpected Costs, Including Drone Crash and Extra Vehicle Rentals
The tour was also strewn with logistical issues and unforeseen costs that can cripple any well-planned budget. From a drone crash to the additional expense of renting extra vehicles to accommodate everyone and everything required for the tour, these financial strains showcased the comedians' adaptability under financial duress.
Comedians Managed Finances and Planned For the Future
Financial management took center stage as the comedians confronted the realities of budgeting and planning for the future amidst the unpredictability of life on tour.
Comedians’ Money Management: One Responsible, one Impulsive
The tour documentary highlighted contrasting money management styles among the comedians—one being responsibl ...
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Behind-The-scenes Of Producing a Comedy Tour Documentary
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- You can create a mockumentary-style video of a day in your life to share with friends or on social media, capturing the humor in everyday mishaps. By filming your daily routine, including any blunders or challenges, you can explore storytelling and editing while connecting with others through shared experiences.
- Start a "Challenge Jar" where you put aside a small amount of money each time you encounter a personal setback or make a mistake. This can turn your challenges into a savings opportunity, and over time, you'll accumulate a fund that you can use to invest in personal growth or treat yourself as a reward for overcoming obstacles.
- Organize a "Budget Battle" with a friend where ...
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Challenges and Mishaps That Occurred During the Tour
Comedians on tour frequently encounter a series of mishaps and challenging situations. Kevin Ryan and H Foley share their experiences filled with transportation troubles, an embarrassing accident, and production difficulties that complicated their tour and added unexpected costs.
Comedians Face Transportation Issues and Disgruntled Bus Driver
Kevin Ryan describes their experiences with the rundown 1981 tour bus they bought, noting that it was prone to breaking down due to the 2.2 million miles on it. Furthermore, their relationship with the bus driver, a Dominican guy from Washington Heights, was strained from the start. This driver, who initially appeared to be uncommunicative, simply disliked the comedians and resented having to drive them.
The comedians also had a peculiar experience with the bus driver while taking shrooms and smoking cigarettes. During this interaction, they learned about the driver's rough past, including the fact that he was not allowed in Canada, which could have presented an issue for the tour.
Aside from the bus driver, the comedians encountered other transportation issues. Kevin Ryan mentions irresponsible sprinter drivers hired between cities who would speed or get defensive when asked to slow down. H Foley recounts an incident where a driver disappeared for about 20 minutes during a gas stop, causing a delay in their schedule.
Comedians Faced Bus Breakdowns and Hostile Drivers, Causing Tour Disruptions and Delays
The comedians dealt with multiple breakdowns and unprofessional drivers, leading to significant disruptions and delays in their tour schedule. Ryan's interaction with the disinterested driver was a mere start to the series of unfortunate events that included the problematic transport and the irresponsibly behaving sprinter drivers.
Comedian's Embarrassing Accident During Tour
Comedian's Accident at Mechanic's Shop Caught On Camera
On a more personal and embarrassing note, H Foley had an accident at a mechanic's shop where he soiled his pants. This incident was not only caught on camera but was also accidentally recorded by multiple devices as the bus broke down and they were filming the event.
Comedian Hid Incident, but Crew Discovered It
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Challenges and Mishaps That Occurred During the Tour
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- You can mitigate travel disruptions by creating a contingency plan for transportation. Before embarking on a trip, research and list alternative transport options, such as local rental agencies, ride-sharing services, and public transportation. This way, if your primary mode of transport fails, you'll have a backup plan ready to implement, reducing stress and delays.
- Build stronger relationships with service providers by sharing positive experiences. If you're working with someone, like a driver or a service worker, take the time to learn about their background and share your appreciation for their work through a thank-you note or an online review. This can foster goodwill and potentially improve their service quality.
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Comedians' Financial Situations and Future Plans
The financial habits and outlooks of comedians Kevin Ryan and H Foley reveal the pragmatic, the impulsive, and the unexpectedly expensive aspects of managing their money and planning for the future.
Comedians' Approaches To Managing Money
Both comedians offer contrasting perspectives on their financial strategies with some common underlying patterns of behavior.
Comedian Was Financially Wise, Consulting a Manager and Saving For Future
Kevin Ryan mentions proactive steps like purchasing a fixer-upper house in the suburbs as a future financial safety net. At the same time, he discusses consulting with a business manager to avoid wiping out his savings, particularly for tax purposes. Tom Segura highlights the importance of discussing financial goals with a manager and advises asking for a monthly financial report.
Impulsive Comedian Overlooked Long-Term Finances
However, both comedians display certain impulsive tendencies. Kevin Ryan's history of repeatedly crashing and replacing cheap Chevy Luminas and buying a used Mercedes from Carvana without proper consideration exemplify this pattern. H Foley effectively dismisses the idea of retirement savings, preferring immediate access to money over long-term security.
The Comedian Sought Advice From a Business Manager
Seeking guidance from a professional can greatly impact a comedian's financial health and decisions.
Comedian Met Manager to Discuss Financial Goals; Manager Explained Realities and Constraints
Kevin Ryan engaged a business manager to take charge of his financial management, including annual taxes. He sought advice regarding significant purchases such as a conversion van and buying an apartment, and the manager provided clear constraints and realities associated with these decisions.
Manager Guided Comedian With Scenarios for Informed Financial Decisions
The manager offered scenarios to demonstrate the financial outcomes of the potential apartment purchase, showing what would be left in each case. They also explained detailed implications of the van's purchase, including its operational costs and usage frequency.
Comedian Valued Manager's Advice but Was Cautious, Preferring Financial Control
Even with advice from the manager, Ryan exhibited a preference for making his financial decisions, suggesting a desire to maintain control over financial choices. This is evidenced by his suggestion to cash out his retirement account to buy a house, despite advice to the contrary.
Impulsive Comedian Faced Unexpected Wedding Expenses In Hawaii
H Foley's experiences exemplify the unpredictable nature of financial management, particularly regarding significant life events.
Comedian Underestimates Wedding Guest Room Block Costs, Liable for Unused Hotel Nights
Foley shared his experience of underestimating the costs assoc ...
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Comedians' Financial Situations and Future Plans
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- Create a "financial decision flowchart" to guide your spending choices, ensuring you consider long-term impacts and seek advice when necessary. Start by identifying your financial goals and then map out the decision-making process for different spending levels, such as consulting a financial advisor for purchases above a certain threshold. This visual tool can help you avoid impulsive buys and ensure each purchase aligns with your financial plan.
- Set up a "wedding and vacation savings challenge" with friends or family who are also planning significant events. Each participant contributes a set amount into a shared savings account monthly, with the goal of covering unexpected costs for events like weddings or trips. This collective approach not only motivates you to save but also provides a support system for staying accountable and sharing cost-saving tips.
- Develop a "financial scenario simulator" using a simple spreadsheet ...
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