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Bert Kreischer and Tom discuss their differing views on alcohol consumption, sobriety, and addiction, debating the merits of complete abstinence versus a more balanced approach to drinking.

Bert advocates against the idea of quitting drinking entirely

Bert Kreischer cautions against the idea of abstaining from alcohol completely, suggesting that personal issues, not alcohol itself, are the root of problems some individuals may have with drinking. Bert insists that he leads a productive life, even while drinking moderately and maintaining a frequent workout regimen. Furthermore, he cites examples of sober individuals who are still struggling, suggesting that sobriety alone doesn't fix deeper personal issues.

Kreischer believes that declaring one's sobriety publicly can often amplify the significance of minor setbacks. Instead, he advocates for an approach where mistakes are seen as minor and personal. Bert argues that not everyone needs to quit drinking and that most life events can be navigated without total abstinence.

Bert and Tom discuss different approaches to managing alcohol consumption

Bert claims that one should be able to have a drink without it ruining their life, proposing going to a bar and having one drink, then not drinking for an hour as a method to control consumption. However, Tom questions what advice would be for someone who says they can't wait an hour between drinks, hinting at the possibility that such a person might need to quit.

Tom points out how Bert's wife sometimes has to adjust his drinking habits, sparking a debate between them about the need for and effectiveness of sobriety. Bert suggests that declaring complete abstinence can lead to a situation where even a single glass could ruin someone's life, implying that mod ...

Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura delve into the nuances of how Black and white communities often have different social and cultural norms, reflecting on everything from family respect to neighborhood pride and clothing stereotypes.

Bert and Tom observe differences in how Black and white communities approach certain social and cultural norms

Segura shares an anecdote about a time when Charles Barkley's mother called Shaquille O'Neal to resolve a conflict, highlighting the deep reverence for mothers often held in the Black community.

Bert notes that Black men often have a deep reverence for their mothers, whereas white men may not have the same level of maternal respect

Kreischer and Segura contemplate how this contrasts with their own cultural experiences, acknowledging that white guys might not react as intensely to disparaging comments about their mothers.

Tom agrees that there are stark cultural divides, with certain behaviors or speech patterns being more associated with specific ethnic backgrounds

They discuss the importance of representing one’s city or neighborhood, which is notably significant in the Black community, where it's frequently a part of an individual's introduction, sometimes even expressed through tattoos like the area code 305. Segura corrects Kreischer's assumption that such tattoos are predominantly a white characteristic, indicating it is actually more associated with Black individuals.

They discuss how these cultural stereotypes can manifest in social settings and interactions

Bert recounts an experience where a white person tried to claim authority or "toughness" based on being from a certain neighborhood, which Tom finds exhausting

Segura and Kreischer navigate the complex racial classifications and absurdities of historical conditions, discussing an instance where confusion arose regarding a free Black man married to an enslaved woman.

They acknowledge the complex dynamics at play when individuals try to associate themsel ...

Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura delve into the oft-overlooked social hierarchies and dynamics at Hollywood events, offering a candid look at the entertainment industry’s celebrity culture.

Dynamics and social hierarchies at Hollywood movie premieres and after-parties

Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss the frantic efforts of even industry insiders to get near A-list celebrities at movie premieres and after-parties. They observe people jockeying for status and attention in ways that are transparent and sometimes desperate.

Frantic appeals for proximity to celebrities

Kreischer and Segura note how at after-parties, everyone seems determined to talk to major stars, like George Clooney and Brad Pitt. Segura relates this scramble for attention to high school dynamics, where people unabashedly ditch conversations for the chance to interact with more prestigious guests.

Kreischer’s experiences at these events

Kreischer recounts his own experiences, expressing discomfort with the premiere dynamics and his preference for more genuine interactions.

Preference for genuine interactions

Kreischer recalls the obligatory nature of walking the red carpet to help promote a film, something he finds less enjoyable than watching the movie. He prefers talking to people like character actors, highlighting an interaction with Nick Kroll as more enjoyable than attempting to mingle with the likes of Clooney and Pitt.

Disconnect between celebrities and fans

Kreischer shares a personal anecdote involving Andy Garcia, where a se ...

On their show, comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura explored their spending habits and financial challenges during the early years of their careers, illustrating personal anecdotes and touching on parental influences.

Bert and Tom discuss their early career struggles and their parents' reactions to their unconventional career choices

Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura shared their contrasting stories of family support concerning their decisions to pursue comedy as a career.

Tom's father was initially skeptical but ultimately supportive of Tom's decision to pursue comedy, while Tom's mother suggested he get a job at the post office

While Tom's father did not fully understand his son's wish to do comedy, he was nonetheless supportive, urging him to pursue his dream since he had been denied his own dream to become a high school football coach. Tom's mother, however, was less understanding of his aspiration and suggested a more conventional and secure career at the post office.

Bert had a meteoric rise in the early years of his comedy career, securing lucrative deals, but then quickly spent all of his earnings

Bert Kreischer recounted his early success in comedy, landing profitable deals, a TV show, and a pilot. Unfortunately, his quick spending brought him to financial straits, leading to a moment where his credit card was declined when he tried to buy a pizza.

They reflect on the generational divide in understanding financial management and success

Bert and Tom discussed their experiences with financial misjudgments and analysed how their parents' reactions to money management influenced them.

Bert's father was unable to provide guidance on how to handle Bert's newfound wealth, while Tom's father was able to put his son's success into perspective

Kreischer talked about his father's inability to advise him on handling his wealth, as it was a foreign concept based on his own financial experiences. Segura shared a conve ...