In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer unravel cultural perceptions of European fashion and ponder Bert's potential move to Southern France. They envision his idyllic lifestyle there, embracing the local culture and atmosphere. The conversation then shifts to serial killers' unremarkable last meal requests and controversial execution methods.
The hosts explore societal interpretations of clothing styles and brands. They vividly imagine the laidback European routine Bert might adopt, including learning French and opening a comedy club. Their fascination leads them to delve into infamous criminals' unassuming meal choices before execution and the dark implications surrounding certain death penalty practices.
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Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura explore how tight loafers, German shoes, and European tracksuits can be labeled as "gay" in parts of the U.S., though accepted abroad. Bert shares his love for the Sergio Taccatinini tracksuit brand.
Bert envisions a coastal French style while Tom prefers a Southwestern Italian look. They note how clothing styles are interpreted differently between the U.S. and Europe.
Kreischer and Segura discuss Bert moving to Southern France like Nice, fully embracing the local lifestyle - coffee, baguettes, befriending locals. Bert dreams of the relaxed, wine-filled living and potentially opening a comedy club.
Options for Bert continuing his podcasts remotely are explored. Bert is open to learning French and immersing himself locally.
Bert and Tom delve into the unremarkable yet haunting last meal requests of infamous serial killers like Eileen Wuornos's mere black coffee and John Wayne Gacy's fried chicken and strawberries, reflecting on their "lowbrow" tastes.
They discuss controversial execution methods still used in the U.S. like firing squads. Bert imagines victims' families participating, voicing dark revenge fantasies of torturing perpetrators.
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Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura explore the nuances of European fashion, its connotations in the United States, and their personal sartorial inclinations.
The pair discusses how certain European fashion choices are perceived stateside, delving into cultural differences and personal anecdotes.
Bert and Tom highlight the challenges they faced when they were younger, striving to define their fashion senses to avoid looking "gay" by societal standards. They bring up how certain European-style clothing items, such as German shoes, tight loafers, and European pants, could be labeled as "gay" in various parts of the U.S., noting that tight loafers are often only seen in American beach towns.
Bert Kreischer talks about his fondness for the Sergio Taccatinini tracksuit brand, sharing a light-hearted story about how he accidentally bought numerous tracksuits in small sizes because that was the default suggestion on the website. Kreischer admits to owning almost the entire Sergio Takini tracksuit line and recalls how his wife Leanne and daughter Isla kept two of the small tracksuits for their own use because they found them to be comfortable.
As they muse about potential European lifestyles, Bert and Tom imagine how they might reinvent themselves stylistically if they relocated to Europe.
Fashion and Style, Particularly European Influences
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are toying with the idea of Bert moving to the south of France to experience a different lifestyle and potentially even start unique comedy ventures.
Kreischer and Segura discuss the potential of Bert becoming the local international personality of a small French city. They compare the concept to Joe Rogan's association with Austin, Texas, and Doug Stanhope with Bisbee, Arizona. Segura floats the idea of Bert living in Nice for three months with Kreischer elaborating on waking up to the daily French life involving a cup of coffee, a baguette, and a croissant. He imagines cultivating relationships with local residents like the lady running the flower shop and being so embraced by the community they bring him a bicycle as a welcome gift.
Kreischer expresses fascination with the south of France. They joke about places with hard-to-pronounce names, such as "Saint-Germain-Porter," which Bert attempts as "sans jean-pied-de-port." Kreischer envisions enjoying a relaxed, wine-filled lifestyle, contemplating the beauty of French cities, views of the French flag, cacti, and sailboats, and the possibility of living in a vineyard and even opening a comedy club. Kreischer discusses potentially planting vegetables and embarking on new business ventures while living in France.
Bert's vision of living in France includes embracing the local wine culture, sailing, and enjoying the picturesque lifestyle. Though initially thinking of a month, Segura pushes for a longer three-month stay to fully immerse himself, which Bert seems intrigued by.
The pair deliberate over the logistics of Bert continu ...
Bert's potential move to France and living abroad
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura delve deep into the dark details of infamous serial killers' last meals and discuss various execution methods, revealing a morbid fascination with understanding the mindset and motivations behind these choices.
Bert and Tom discuss the peculiar and notable final meal requests of various serial killers such as Oba Chandler, who asked for two salami sandwiches on white bread with mustard, and peanut butter with grape jelly on white. They explore how unremarkable figures like Chandler, who could be anyone seen at a gas station, end up in such infamous positions. Bert Kreischer further reflects on Eileen Wuornos's decision to have just a black coffee as her last meal, and John Wayne Gacy's "basic" choice of KFC, fried shrimp, and strawberries, which they see as reflecting the "lowbrow" tastes typical of serial killers.
Christopher Brooks's simplicity is evident with his request for a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup and a Dr. Pepper, while William Gary Saylee opted for a medium pizza with pepperoni and sausage, buffalo wings, and a Sprite. Tommy Segura and Bert discuss the significance of these choices, pondering if there's a deeper meaning behind the food selections for these killers' final meals. They also consider what they would choose, agreeing on the appeal of fried chicken and pecan pie, which Ricky Ray Rector also enjoyed.
The conversation shifts to a discussion of various execution methods still in use across the United States, such as lethal injection, electrocution, lethal gas, hanging, and the firing squad. They express surprise that the firing squad is an option in certain states and recount the 2010 firing squad execution of Ronnie Lee Gardner in Utah. They describe the execution process in detail, referring to the use of sandbags, r ...
Fascination with serial killers and execution methods
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