In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer, Kreischer opens up about his journey to embrace authenticity, sharing his struggles with performative behaviors and discussing his therapy experience. The comedians delve into Kreischer's decision to take a hiatus from touring, along with his fascination for an Instagram account that authentically chronicles a security guard's daily life.
With humor, Segura and Kreischer explore thought-provoking topics such as mental health, relationships, and true crime cases like O.J. Simpson's trial. The duo also enthusiastically previews their upcoming celebrity-attended Two Bears 5k event, revealing plans for live streaming and potential ways to humorously challenge attendees.
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Bert Kreischer candidly shares his struggles with performative behaviors and lack of authenticity. He discusses his therapy journey to address these issues, often showcasing anxiety for others' perception. Kreischer acknowledges the role of platforms like Instagram and television shows in fostering an ingrained urge to perform. His daughters inspire him to be more present and authentic.
To embrace authenticity, Bert is taking a 9-month hiatus from touring.
Bert expresses fascination with the "cat pause 777 7 3 7" Instagram account, which authentically chronicles the unglamorous daily life of security guard Kaitlyn Loup. He appreciates her unfiltered depiction of living paycheck-to-paycheck, from her simple meals and coffee habits to her modest apartment tour.
With humor, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss whether they would pull the plug or keep their wives alive if severely disabled. Bert jokes about staying alive using his wealth, while Tom leans towards respecting wishes to discontinue life support.
Kreischer and Segura firmly believe O.J. Simpson was guilty after watching the "OJ Made in America" documentary which provided persuasive evidence and context behind the case and trial.
Tom Segura enthusiastically recommends the Netflix show "Ripley" about a talented con man, praising its visual storytelling mastery despite Kreischer's aversion to deceptive characters.
Bert and Tom excitedly prepare for their upcoming celebrity-attended Two Bears 5k event, featuring Jelly Roll. They discuss participant goals, live streaming plans, and potential ways to challenge attendees humorously.
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Host Bert Kreischer delves deep into his mental health journey, revealing how his life's performative aspects have interfered with his authenticity.
Kreischer openly talks about his experiences in therapy, where he is addressing the performative nature of his life. He shares an instance of showcasing his anxiety to make it visible to his wife, Leanne, illustrating his struggle with being genuine. This behavior extends to his interactions with fans, where Bert worries whether they can discern his authenticity.
He recalls losing the sensation of discomfort when approaching strangers during his tenure with the Travel Channel, a period that acclimated him to performing for audiences, including on platforms like Instagram. A poignant moment of realization struck Bert during a polar plunge that he undertook for show rather than personal desire, highlighting the ingrained performative nature of his actions.
Bert's daughters have played a crucial role in his journey towards authenticity - they implore him to be fully present and phone-free during family outings like Dodgers games or skiing trips, moments that Bert finds especially grounding and valuable.
Acknowledging the inauthenticity plaguing his life, often manifesting in promotions like summer festivals, Bert has come to understand the temporary mood boosts he receives from posting life event videos. He reflects on the ...
Mental Health
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Bert, a well-known performer, has decided to take a significant break from touring, planning to step away from the road for the next nine months. This hiatus from touring will give Bert an opportunity to rest, pursue other interest ...
Careers
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Bert Kreischer shares his fascination with social media accounts that provide unfiltered glimpses into the daily routines of ordinary people living unglamorous lives.
Bert is drawn to the authenticity of a specific Instagram account that captivates him with its depiction of genuine, everyday existence.
Bert Kreischer is captivated by an Instagram account called 'cat pause 777 7 3 7', managed by a security guard in Nashville named Kaitlyn Loup. He finds her content notably sincere, as it showcases her life "living paycheck to paycheck". Kreischer is impressed by her genuine approach, from showing her meals, like the Black Velvet she drinks after her night shift, to documenting her grocery shopping habits, including purchasing expired items.
He appreciates Kaitlyn's openness in sharing her lifestyle, such as her preference for good coffee and her ability to turn simple meals into something interesting. One such meal includes a black velvet all-dressed dill pickle fish sandwich with American cheese and hash brown with garlic turmeric ranch dressing. Another, a more eclectic breakfast, features a pancake sausage on a stick, hash browns with taco cheese, and an everything bagel paired with potent espresso.
Bert also enjoys following her because she tries out different flavors of Mountain Dew, reflecting the authenticity and vulnerabilit ...
Interests
In a frank and sometimes humorous exchange, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the deeply personal decisions they would face if their spouses became severely disabled.
During their conversation, Tom Segura asks Bert Kreischer what he would do if his wife, Leanne, suddenly became severely disabled, to the point of requiring assistance with basic activities such as eating. They explore the hypothetical scenario of one's spouse being bedridden or in a coma and whether they would sign a Do Not Resuscitate (DNR) order.
Bert shares that Leanne has already expressed her wishes for him to pull the plug if she were left in a severe/terminal state, stating her preference clearly. Tom echoes this sentiment, mentioning that his wife Christina has communicated similar feelings about not wanting to be maintained in a decrepit or severely sick condition.
Further delving into their personal feelings, Bert humorously conveys his desire to be kept alive at all costs, citing the wealth he has accumulated as a justific ...
Relationships
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Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura delve into the true-crime genre by discussing the "OJ Made in America" documentary and share their beliefs about O.J. Simpson’s guilt regarding the crimes of which he was accused.
The podcast hosts, Kreischer and Segura, express unequivocally that they consider O.J. Simpson to definitely have committed the crimes in question, following their viewing of the "OJ Made in America" documentary. They commend the documentary for how it thoroughly presented Simpson's story, layering it with diverse perspectives that convinced the hosts of his guilt.
They also mention that the jurors of Simpson's trial have, after the fact, come to acknowledge their belief in his guilt. The discussion further underscores the role of the broader context at the time, such as ...
True Crime
While discussing their recent and prospective party experiences, including an intriguing story about a party thrown by Diddy, comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura switch gears to talk about television recommendations. Tom Segura expresses his admiration for the Netflix show "Ripley," which follows the storyline of a talented con man. He was initially hesitant to watch it because he enjoyed the movie "The Talented Mr. Ripley," but the show impressed him with its setting, writing, and actors.
Segura highlights the filmmaking quality of "Ripley," comparing it to the likes of "Breaking Bad" for its scenes that unfold without dialogue, using visual storytelling to engage the viewer and build suspense. He describes the filmmaking as masterful and top-tier, setting a high s ...
Entertainment
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer announce the much-anticipated Two Bears 5k event, set to feature notable celebrity guests like Jelly Roll.
The Two Bears 5k event is just around the corner, and preparations are in full swing. The event allows for both in-person participation in Pasadena and virtual participation. To participate virtually, attendees are sent a shirt and medal. The after party promises to be an exciting affair, offering a variety of activities including a recovery center, cornhole, Polar Plunge, a DJ, and hosting by Dave Williamson. Photo opportunities will be available underneath the iconic Rose Bowl sign featuring two bears.
Currently, around 1400 participants are set to run, with more signing up each day. The event’s flexible nature allows attendees to walk the 5K if they prefer, with no time limit imposed. Spectator-only tickets are also on offer for those who just want to be a part of the event. The race itself is described as flat and around 3 miles long.
A host of celebrity guests are confirmed or have soft committed to the event. Whitney Cummings will be there alongside Jelly Roll, who has generated significant buzz around the event, even causing People magazine to take note of his preparation and impressive weight loss journey.
Organizers are looking to live stream the first run of the event, enabling virtual participants to sync their treadmill runs with the event. In line with Bert's outgoing and friendly personality, he pla ...
Upcoming Event
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