Dive into the latest episode of "2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer" as the comedic duo engage in a lively discussion on subjects ranging from sports controversies to the nuances of fame. In this episode, Tom and Bert express their bafflement over FSU's exclusion from the college football playoffs, despite a stellar defense and undefeated streak. It's a candid conversation about the power wielded by the SEC and the impact of key games, stirring up a debate every sports fan can relate to.
Off the field, the bears discuss the virtue and visibility of charity, with Bert Kreischer touching on his experience with Habitat for Humanity. From the hilarious trials of a potent Russian nicotine product to the intimate details of their personal lives, Tom and Bert bare it all—including their cautious ventures into unfamiliar territory. Dissecting the complexities of recognition, entitlement, and the isolating effects of fame, this episode offers a raw glimpse into the celebrity lifestyle, encapsulated by Kevin Hart's revealing anecdotes about the brighter and darker sides of being in the limelight.
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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer debate over the exclusion of FSU from the college football playoffs, expressing dissatisfaction with the decision despite FSU’s undefeated status and their robust defense. They bring up the strength of the SEC brand in potentially influencing playoff selections and suggest that FSU's upcoming games, especially against Georgia, should contribute to the national championship conversation.
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss charity, focusing on Kreischer's contribution to Habitat for Humanity after winning a raffle. While enjoying public acknowledgment for their donations, they debate over the merit of donating multiple houses. Kreischer reveals allocating specific amounts for charity and, together with Segura, settles on donating a single house to Habitat for Humanity, with a slight interest in the recognition it provides.
The pair share their foray into using a potent Russian tobacco product, experiencing a stark high alongside distressing side effects like a burning sensation and a strong ammonia smell. They voice their concern about the product's safety due to its overwhelming strength and the explicit warning on its label, highlighting its potency and their unease with the potential adverse effects.
Engaging in an open conversation, Bert Kreischer shares his wife’s newfound boldness towards sexual fantasies and his own internal conflicts with group sex, asserting his heterosexual preferences despite never having such experiences. Both comedians share their skepticism about the arousal and intimacy dynamics of group sexual activities and the possibility of resorting to erectile dysfunction aids within those scenarios.
Using Kevin Hart’s views on fame as a starting point, Kreischer and Segura explore its perks, such as free items and general kindness from others, and the potential disconnection from regular life it can cause. They consider the entitlement fame can foster, using Hart’s experience with infidelity and a car accident as examples. The discussions acknowledge the varied impacts of fame, from a sense of invincibility to an awareness of its isolating effects on everyday activities and personal responsibility.
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Tom Segura brings attention to the contentious issue regarding FSU's football team and their exclusion from the college playoffs, while also considering a suitable challenge to present to the Kelsey brothers for the Super Bowl.
Segura opens with a strong critique, venting his frustration about FSU being left out of the college football playoffs. Despite being an undefeated 13-0, as well as a power five team, Segura feels that FSU has been blatantly disrespected. He vehemently asserts FSU's status as one of the prime brands in college football and suggests that the omission of FSU from the playoffs is unmistakably unjust.
The conversation then gravitates toward the perceived strength of the SEC brand in college football and its apparent dominance over other conferences, framing it as a possible influence on playoff selections.
Segura and Kreischer discuss FSU's formidable defense, which has been performing "lights out." Their offense, however, ...
Deciding on a Challenge for the Super Bowl Against the Kelsey Brothers
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss their contributions to charitable causes, particularly the donation of a house to Habitat for Humanity, revealing their attitudes toward giving and recognition.
Kreischer and Segura showcase a unique blend of humor and philanthropy in their approach to charity donations, from the deliberation over donating to Habitat for Humanity to the decision to donate a house.
Bert Kreischer speaks about winning $29,000 in a 50-50 raffle and deciding to donate a portion of his winnings. His initial thought, suggested by his wife Leanne, was to donate to a local hockey team, but Kreischer wanted his contribution to have a deliberate impact. Following a nudge from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, he chose to donate to Habitat for Humanity in Hillsborough County.
Kreischer also conveys his enjoyment of raising money and encourages others to collectively contribute small amounts to support the cause. On the topic of recognition, Kreischer and Segura touch on their desire for public acknowledgment for their charitable work, mentioning that a news article about Kreischer's donation, for instance, would satisfy this desire.
Both Kreischer and Segura acknowledge that there is usually some form of public acknowledgment associated with substantial donations. Segura mentions there's also a tax incentive to consider when donating a house. Kreischer, after hesitating, entertains the idea of donating a house but suggests he is more likely to act if Segura also makes a similar commitment.
The discussion turns to how much it costs for Habitat for Humanity to build a house, with Kreischer joking about the possibility of contributing labor by showing up to build. Segura, however, believes that a monetary donation is more in line with the organization's needs.
Kreischer responds to t ...
Charity Donations
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura share their intense encounter with a potent form of Russian tobacco, highlighting both the high and the distressing side effects they experience.
Kreischer and Segura describe using a robust Russian tobacco product that seems potentially overwhelming. They report that it feels wet on the lips and teeth, burning to the point of causing discomfort. Kreischer says it's kicking in and acknowledges its formidable strength. Segura adds that he feels compelled to find a bathroom due to the crazy buzz, which indicates a strong reaction or high from the product. Segura remarks on the intensity of the high, suggesting that the tobacco could be too potent for some users.
Additionally, the two discuss the experience of seeing hockey players use three pouches at once, which surprises them given the product's potency. They both react to its appearance and odor; Kreischer thinks it looks spoiled, while Segura comments on its strong ammonia smell, which leads them to question the product’s safety.
The strong smell and aggressive sensation lead Kreischer and Segura to question the safety and strength of the Russian tobacco. The con ...
Trying New Nicotine Products
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura engage in a candid discussion around evolving sexual openness and the complexities of group sexual activities, sharing personal insights and confronting associated challenges.
Bert Kreischer intimates that there's been a notable shift in his wife’s sexual openness, particularly in adopting a boldness towards realizing sexual fantasies. He was initially taken aback by this unexpected change, to the point where he even questioned her fidelity due to the uncharacteristic nature of the transformation. Kreischer further comments on the sexual landscape influenced by social media trends, like the "roast beef challenge." He considers such trends inappropriate, particularly advising his daughters against participating. This reflection serves to anchor a broader conversation about guiding the younger generation in navigating sexual expression and behavior.
Kreischer also shares a personal anecdote regarding group sex, revealing internal prejudices and assumptions associated with it. He recounts being ribbed by fellow comedians who suggested that his lack of experience with group sex acts might indicate that he is gay, an idea he disputes. He's candid about his experiences, admitting he's never been involved with more than one person sexually nor had an audience during intimacy.
The discussion dives into the practicalities and potential psychological barriers of group sex. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer deliberate over the possibility that seeing others eng ...
Discussing Sexual Experiences and Preferences
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer embark on a candid discussion about the nature of fame, reflecting on perspectives including their own and that of comedian Kevin Hart.
Kevin Hart’s insights on fame serve as a focal point for debate and self-reflection within the conversation.
The comedians explore the dual nature of fame. On one hand, Tom Segura sees increased niceness from people as a perk of fame rather than an inconvenience. Drawing from his own experiences, Bert Kreischer narrates an instance with a flight attendant who recognized him but couldn't remember from where, leading to a humorous interaction.
Hart’s past encounters with fame have been a rollercoaster, as he’s faced serious consequences such as being involved in a near-fatal car accident. However, Kreischer and Segura also touch on the everyday benefits of fame, like not having to pay for beers or receiving free items like barbecue – perks that Kreischer currently enjoys.
Kevin Hart, in an interview referred to by Kreischer, likened fame to a powerful drug that provides everything one desires. Hart, having faced the repercussions of his actions, including issues around infidelity and a life-threatening car accident, seems to understand both the intoxicating and sobering aspects of fame.
The entitlement that can sometimes accompany fame is scrutinized, with Kreischer recounting how Hart felt invincible to the repercussions of cheating, an arrogance attributed to his level of fame. Kreischer contrasts this by considering his own perspective on fame, acknowledging that he does not feel exempt from the consequences of such behavior. This lays bare a ...
Evaluating Degrees of Fame
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